Malayalam Tintumon SMS

Tintumonte first nightil. .
Pinkymol, etrayum nal namal snehichit epol namal kalyanam kazhchu.
Enthu thonunu?
Tintu,avasanam njan petu.. .
Nadannu pokumbol tintu mon kinattil veenu.avan urakke vilichu koovi,rakshikkane,rakshikkane..pakshe aarum kettilla..appozhanu oru meen tintu monte chuttilum neendhunnadhu kandadhu..udane tintu mon adhine pidichu karayilekku valicherinjhu..ennittu paranjhu,njhan edhayalum rakshappedilla,neeyenkilum rakshappetto..
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From, Aqib jawed
Pennu kaanan poya Tintu,Entha peru?

girl, VIGITHRAJEEVI

Tin2,kaliyakkukayano?

girl, alla, ente peru Vijithra.GV
Ennanu..!!!
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From, Bava
Teacher,currentum kattum thamilulla bandam enthanu

tintu,katadichal karantum pokhum,karandachal kattum pokhum
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From, Vijith
Nashtapedaam,pakshe pranayikkathe irikkaruth.-kamalasuraya


pranayikkam pakshe thalayil akaruth -prof.tintumon
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From, Shabee
Dr,ningal budhi ullavanano?
Tintu,athe
Dr,enkil ningale pallilatha naaya kadichal endhu cheyyum?
Tintu,sooji illatha injuction vekkum..!!
Tintu Rocks..

-Vinu
Doctor,"Ur kidneys failed!"
tintu,"what?? My kidneys never went 2 school!"
dundu,"Da Manda..Appo Attendence Shortage aayirikkum kaaranam

-Vinu
Tchr, Lava undakunnath engane enna questionu nee enthoke vrithikeda ezhuthi vechirikunnathu??


Tintumon , athushari Lava aayirunno? Njan karuthi VAVA anennu..

by Vinu
Tintu,ente petrol pumpil arum enna adikan varunnilla
driver,enthe
tintu,ariyilla
driver,evideya ninte pump
tintu,puthiya buildingil 3rd flooril
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From, Ragid
Tchr, Dundumol ,speak-inte past & past participle tense parayoo.
Dundumol, Speak, spoke, spoken.
Tchr, Gud.

Keep-inte Tintu parayoo.
Tintu, Keep, kope, kopan!
Tintu, Doctor njan ethravellamadichalum fit aakunnilla

Dr, Kalla panni, nee ippo full fitta, njan Doctor alla ninte Thanthayada..!
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From, ρ,ο,έ,ε,S4!???
UKGyil padikkuna tintumonodu, LKG'il padikkuna pappymol , I LOVE YOU DA

Tintumon, Pha dash mole, mottennu viriyatha ninne kitiyittu njan enthu cheyyana..?,-)
Zoology techer,Amoebayude visarjana avayavam ethanu?
Pinkimol, ariyilla(sudnly tintu stnds up) Tint, enikkariyam
Tchr, kando tintu mon clasil polum kerilla avanariyam, paramone ameebayude visarjanavayavam etha
Tintu, kundi alle ??
Tcher, kundi alla ninte achante andi, irangi po myra classinnu..,-@
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From, Adnan Palolathil
Dundumol ,Enthada karayunnath?
Tintu , Ente appane idiyan Vasu
adichu.
Dundumol ,saramilla karayenda
Tintu , Athinalla enikku sangadam
Dundu , Pinne???
Tintu , Ente koottukarellam
adikkunnath kandu enikk mathram
kananpattiyilla.
Submitted B

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From, sharook
Tintumon's wife ws kidnapped.
The kidnaper sent a piece of her
finger 2 tintumon demanded
money..
Tintumon replied- I want more proof
THALA kananam THALA.!!!
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From, sharook
Tintumon's msg to Dundu Mol
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didnt understand?
DOCOMO tune
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From, tin2
Pichakkaran tintumonodu

"samsarikkaan kazhiyaatha
manushyanaane enthenkilum
tharane"
tintumon, enik chevi kelkkilla ningal adutha veettil poyi chodicku.
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From, Sharooque
LKG Tintumon, aa rajesh enne thalli,ini thaliyal njan shemichu enu varilla..
Achan,ninak mashodu para yan padilaruno?
Tintu,avan thanneyanu ee rajesh..!

Amma: mone nee handso panparago vekkarundo? Tintu: illamme. shambu vekkum. Amma: avan vechotte ,ammede ponnumon vekkanda.!

Tintumon medical shoppil
ivide ella marunnum kittumo?
Shop keeper, kittum tintumon, ennal oru kilo vedimarunnu thaa.
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From, Sherief

Yudhathinidayil oru pattalakkaran: Ayyo,Ente kaalu poye Major Tintumon:Thala poyavar ivide mindathe kidakkunnu appozha avante oru kaalu!

Puthuthayi vanna English teacher:Kuttikale ningalkariyavunna etheankilum english vakym parayu..? Tintu:Shut up your bloody mouth.

English Teacher: “Who killed the cat?” begin this sentence with ” By…….” Tintumon: By the by, who killed the cat?

Choondayil “chocolate” koluthi idunna tintumone kanda Oral: “Entha ira kittiyille? Tintu mon: Meeninu alla, Ente aniyan kulathil veenu.

Jinto: Njan wife-ne divorce cheyyan pova, aval ennodu mindiyittu 6 masam ayi Tintu:Onnu koodi alochikku, inganathe bharyamare ippo kittanilla !!

Customercare: ivide GPRSne kurichulla vivarangal tharan ippol sadhikkilla ! Tintumon: ‘Sadhik’ Eppo Varum ?

Kittu:Eniku suspence ulla 1 novel venam Tintu:Ithu eduto,e novalile killer aranenu kandu pidikanavila Kittu:Athenda? Tintu:Ethil last 4 page Illa!!

Ration Shop keeper: BPL Aano? Tintu: Aayirunnu But Ippol Vodafone Aayi Njan Aakiyathalla Ellam Aa Hutchinte Paniya.!

Classil puthuthayi vanna english teacher:Kuttikale ningalkariyavunna etheankilum english vakym parayu.? Tintu:Shut up your bloody mouth.!

Teacher:In 1957 America Send a dog to moon. what u understand? Tintu: Pokkividaan aalundengil eathu pattikum uyarathil etham..!

Bus Conductor: Kambiyil Pidicho, Illenkil Balance Kittilla. ! ! ! ! Tintu: Kambiyil Pidichu, Ini Balance Thaa !!

Tintu : Achaa ISHTIKA Oodumo? Achan:Mone ninnod ara ee mandatharam paranjath? Tintu : Varunna vazhiyil board kandu ! ! ! ! ! ISHTIKAYUM ODUM !!

Tintu Police Aayi. Oral Public Placil Vachu Smoke Cheythu Tintu: Fine Edukkeda 50rs Ayal: Itha 100 baaki tha Tintu: No change Onnude Valicho!!

Amma:karandillathe nee enganeya isthiri itte? Tintu:Njan isthirippettiyude Tanthakku vilichu.appol avan choodayi.Pettennu njan Isthiri ittu!

Teacher: YELLOW vechoru paatu padu. Tintu:Kaliveedurangi YELLOW, Kalivakkurangi YELLOW, Oru nokku kanuvanen athmavu thengunn YELLOW !!

Jarusalemil Ethiya Tintu: Ivide boatinginu ethraya rate? Owner:500 rupa! Tintu: Chummathalla karthavu vellathil koode nadannu poyathu!

Tintu: I love u Pinki Pinkiyude AMMA: Eda njan ivida nilkunathu ne kandille? Tintu:”Sorry” Ningale njan ente ammaye poleya kanunathu!

Amma: Enthinaada aa Nurse ninne thalliyathu.? Tintu: Umma thannaale marunnu kazhikku ennu paranjathina!

Tintu:briteesh rooled avar kandry meny ears.thei distroyde avar kalchar. Namal vidumo, ve distroyi theyr languvag lyke thees!” avanmarude oru inklish!

Broker:Moothath Pura Niranju Nilkumpo Enda Elayavale Kettichu vidunathu? Tintu: Moothath Purayalle Niranjullu, Elayaval VAYARU Niranjaa Nilkunnathu.!!

Tintu in Mysore palace Tourist guide: Sir don’t sit there,it is Tipu Sulthan’s chair Tintu: aalu varumbol njan marikkodutholam.. !!

FLASH NEWS:: Tintumone Schoolil ninnum Suspend Cheythu !! – - – - – Reason: Cycle il ninnu veena chinnumolkku balam prayogichu “Krithrima Swasam” nalki !!

Tintu: Edee NjaN ninnodu oru Chodyam chodichotte ? Girl:Chodicho…. Tintu:Ninakkenne Ishtamano ? Girl:Alla Tintu: Ayye Utharam thettippoye…

Tintu: Cow,cell,ya,super, aaja,ram,aa,poor,wa, sun,dya,pra,wart,tha,the Friend: What is dis? Tintu: Its Suprabhatam in English. Speedil onnu vayichu nokku!

Prof.TINTUMON THEORIES Prove that Thumbi=Goat Proof: Ponnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu.. Mr.Tintu (MSc Physics)

Smartest thing Tintu ever did: He changed all his passwords to ‘incorrect’ So when ever he 4gets, d computer will remind him Ur password is ‘incorrect’

Tintu: Acha mandan enu paranja entha? Achan: mattullavark manasilakata karyangal parayunavananu mandan. manasilayo? Tintu: Illa.

Poojarikku Loose motion, marunnu vangi poojari attender Tintuvinodu  “Enthenkilum mun karuthal veno?” Tintumon: “Shanku oothumbol alpam shakthi kurachu oothuka !!

Tintu partcipating 100mtr race Ref:ready 1 2 3 start Tintu stood there Ref askd:y ur not running? Tintu:U said only 1 2 3 to start.I am in 4 track!!

UKG il padikunna tintumon Shopil : oru pack Dinesh Beedi. Kadakkaran: ee prayathil Beediyo? Tintumon : ayyo ithenikkalla.. ente aniyana… Enikkoru Gold Flake…

TINTUMONTE VALYACHAN MARICHU Achan: Njan marichal nee entucheyyum? Tintu:Njanum achanepole olinjirinnu chirikkum

Teacher: Vellamillengil manushyan marikkum. enthukondu? TintuMon: Vellamillengil neenthaan pattilla. Neenthaan pattiyillengil mungichaavum.

Dundumol: Speak, spoke, spoken. Tchr: Gud. Keep-Engine parayum ? Tintu parayoo. Tintu: “Keep, kope, kopan!

Teacher: Nammal bike-il pokumbol puli akramikkaan vannal enthu cheyyum? Tintu: Nammalo? Thallede poothi kollamallo!

Tintu’s son filling Application form for admission Son: Acha, Ithil Mother Tongue entha ezhuthendathu? Tintu: Very Long ennu ezhuthu,,,,,

Tintumon: Ethu karyathilum ente bharyaye sammathikkanam.! Frnd: Oho ! athentha? Tintu: Allengil aval sammathikkilla.!

Teacher: Odichittu Iraye pidikunna oru Jeeviyude peru parayu. Tintumon: HighWay police.!

Technology has its limitations. Google may b the most powerful search engine but it can’t search my chappal I lost in temple on monday: Tintumon

Tintu:Doctor njan ethra vellamadichalum fittakunnilla Man:kalla panni,nee ippo full fittaa Njan Doctoralla ninte Thanthayadaa!

Kedakkiya oru timepiece achante kayyil koduthu Tintumon: Samayam Enthayi achaa? Achan: Samayam parayanamengil minimum Valiya soochiyum cheriya soochiyum evideyanu ennariyanam. Tintumon: Valiya Soochi nammude kinattil. Cheriya soochi Arichakkil..Ini Samayam para

Frnd: ente thaadi enganeyund? Tintumon: oh Ithu thaadi aano? Njan karuthi nee umikkari kond pallu thechappol pattiyathanennu.

Tintumon: Achaa Aa Rajesh enne thalli, Ini thalliyal njan shemichu enu varilla Achan: nee mashodu paranjille? Tintu: Hummm..!!!! Aa naari ede peraa Rajesh!

Tintumonoru jokey jetti vangi ,nadu mozhuvan mundu pokki nadannu, jetty katti. veetil vannu petti thuranna tintu njetti. Jetty atha pettiyil!!

Teacher : “Vacation divasangalil nee enthu cheythu?” Tintumon : “Oru divasam bike odichu…” Teacher : “Baaki ulla divasangalo?” Tintumon : “Aashupathriyil aayirunnu…”

Principal:Why are you late? your friends came together on time ! Tintu mon: Sir, ‘POTHUKAL’ koottamayittu varum, but ‘SIMHAM’ ottakke varoo !!

I am Deleting Ur No. From My Phone Bcoz I Always Send U Msgs But U Never Replied. So Good Bye! (Tintumon Send This Message To Customer Care.)

Tintumon Doctorodu: Plastic surgery cheiyan etra roopayakum? Dr: Rs.50000 Tintu: Any discount? Dr: No Tintu: Plastic njan konduvannalo?

Kadamattathu kathanaar serial kandukondirikkumbol Bhaarya Tintumonodu: Kathanaarude shakthi undaayirunnenkil njan ningale oru kazhuthayaakki maatiyene.. Tintumon: Aa shakthi enikkundaayirunnenkil njan ninne oru manushyanaakki maattiyene..

LKG yil aadyamaay vanna penkutiye Rag cheyuna tintumon. Tintu:Endadi ninte peru? Girl:Veena Suresh. Tintu:’Veena’ Suresh?Apo veenilenkilo…?

Tintu mesthiri panikkaranodu: aa photoyilulla pulli kollalo, nokku chatti illathe alle ciment kondupokunnathu. panikkaran : athu ciment kondupokunnathalla ‘hanuman malem kondu pokunna photoya

TEACHER: Titanic mungiyathu enganeyanannu ariyumo? Tintumon: Blum,,blum,,, gulum  blaam,,,,  blakk,,,,,,,,,, plukkkkkooooo,,,,,,!!

Rathri Nadakkanirangiya Tintumon Oru Yakshi Palamarathil Thoongi Kidakkunnathu kandu. Tintu mon: Mammiyodu Para Oru Complan Vaangitharaan.!

Chinnumol: Visk undo chetta ? Tintumon: Visk alla penne Vicks ennu para. Chinnumol: Engil athu undo? Tintumon: Vicks illa, Athirmaanjanam undu Mathiyoo !!

Tintumon :Sir, Ente Thalayil Urumbu Kerunnu – Kando? Sir:Athenthina Enne nee Kaanikkunnath? Tintu : Saralle Paranjath, Ente Thalayil Onnum Kerilla-nnu?

Sankadam vannal karanju theerkanam. Kannuneer thadanju nirtharuth. enth kondu? Tintumon: Ketti nilkunna vellathil Kothuku muttayidum.!

Tintumon: Train kandupidichathu Ethra nannayi Friend: Athenthada? Tintu: Allenkil ee Rail paalam veruthe kidannu nashichene!

Dr :ningal budhi ullavanano? Tintu: athe Dr: enkil ningale pallillatha naay kadichal endhu cheyyum? Tintu: sooji illatha injuction vekkum.!

Tintuvinte wife botham kettu Doctor:Marichu wife ne Shava pettiyil kidathiyappol Wife:Njan marichittila Tintumon -Mindathiriyedi . MBBS padicha Doctorekal Arivu Ninakano !

Teacher:Ninakkenda Hindiyil Onnum Samsarikkan Ariyathathu? Tintumon: Samsarikkan Bhashaye Vendannanu Sarji Paryunnathu Kettille!

An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet. English man: good morning, how do u do? Tintumon: usually we remove underwear and then do, And how do u do?

Tintumonte veettil kallan keri Ithu kanda Tintumon: Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda, illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum.

Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth – Kamala Surayya Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth -Professor TINTU MON

MATHS TEACHER: Aaril anju poyal enth kittum? TINTUMON: Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyillallo!!

Oru Penkutti Suicide cheyyan kazhuthil kayar kettunnathu kandA tINTU manasil paranjathu enthayirikkum ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Veruthe ingane thoongiyathu kondu HIGHT koodilla. Mummyodu para COMPLAN vangi tharaan!! .

Tintumonte pennine kanunilla. Slim,’Topless’, Very Beautiful. Kandu kittunnavar aavasyam kazhinju Tintumonu Thirichu Elpikkuka. Tintunu Friday exam Ezhuthanullathaa.

Tintuvinte bharya prasavichu Nurse: Oru kuppi blood venam Tintu:aval prasavichatu drakkulaye aano?

Tintu: amme teacherkku ippo vallatha maraviya amma: athentha ? Tintu: Teacher boardil mahabaratam ennu ezhuthittu Thirinju ninnu chodikkuva mahabaratham ezhuthiyathu aaranennu!

Amma:Mone chaya tharatte? Tintu:venda amma-Cofee? Tintu: venda amma: Juice? Tintu: venda amma: brandy? Tintu:”soda venda.!!

Vellamadichu late ayi Veettil ethiya tintu amma choolum pidichu nilkkunnathu kandu: Tintu “Ithu vare amma veedu vruthiyakki kazhinjille?

Tintu monum dadyum cinema kanan poyi. Cinemayile simhathinte alarcha kettapol tintu mon pedichu nilavilichu Dady:Ithu cinemayalle mone Tintu:Athu simhathinu ariyillalo

Vellathil veena tintuvine oral Rakshappeduthi Tintu: Taan aano enne rakshichath ? Ayal: Athe.. Tintu: Ennal parayeda thendi; ente cheruppu evide?

Hindi-6 Eng-5 Maths-0 Kandallo mark kuravaanu. Ini pass aakanamenkil ningalude SMS koodiye theeru Pls vote 4 me Format: LKG TINTUMON

Dasan:Tintumone fire&safety padikan vittitu enthayi? Achan:kanjikudi mutti, Aduppu kathichal avan vellam kori ozhikum “ShUBA RATHRI”

Principal said “If any boy go 2 Girls hostel Rs100 fine 1st time 2nd time Rs 200 3rd time Rs500 fine Tintumon : monthly passnu etra aakum ?

TINTU: Ishwaraa Americayude thalasthanam kochiyavane! Achan: Athenthada? TINTU: Innathe social pareekshake njan anganeya ezhuthiyethu!

Tintu’s dream Yesterday night Bill gates came n asked . . . . . . . . . . . . Aliyaa…Windows XPyude cd undode ?

Thoongi Marikkaan Poya TinTuMon kayaru Potti Thazhe veennu. Pottipoya kayaril Nokki TinTu Mon: “Pandaaram Ippo njan Nilathu Veenu Chathene”

Teacher: Tintuvinodu Indiayile 2 pradhana nadhikalanu GANGA,YAMUNA ithu pole pakistanile 2 pradhana nadhikalude peru enthu? Tintu: JAMEELA, KHADEEJA

Tintu’s wife:Chetta speedil bike odikkathe, Eniku pediyakunnu. Tintumon: pediyanenkil neeyum ennepole kannadachirunno

“If the first button in a shirt is put wrong , Then every button will be wrong.” ! ! This Great Lines said by ! ! ! ! ! Tailor Tintumon!

Marubhoomiyil vechu Tintumon- Ningalano sagar alias jacky? Man:- Athe, engane manasilayi? ? ? Tintumon:- marubhumiyil vere vallorum rain coat ittondu nadakkumo.??

Tintumon shaapil ninnu varumbol pettonoru Idiminnal. Fit aya Tintu mon Pedichu odayil veenu. Deshyathode Minnalinodu: Thalliyittathum poranjittu photo edukunnoda pulle !!

Master: Adutha pareekshakku nee 75% mark vanganam. Tintumon: Njan 100% mark vangum. Master: Thamasha parayalle.? Tintumon: Eda…. aara first thamasha paranjathu ?

Dear, I love u. My dream i see u. Every where u. U no, i live no. I come red shirt tomorrow. U love i, u come red frock. I wait down mango tree. U come mango tree. U no come, i jump train, Sure come. Yours lovely, Tintumon UKG

Pichakkaran: saare 7 dhivasamayi vallathum kazhichittu. Tintumon: Thanikkenthade vishappille?

Yo Yo Unni Yo Yo vavo.. Dude gonna rok u babe Yo o vava, hey rok u ponnuni, vavavo..” This is.. “Remix of unni vavavo” by DJ Tintumon

Friend: Nee ezhuthunna novel Thakazhiyude “Kayar” nekkaalum shakthamaanenno? Entha athinte peru? Tintumon: “VADAM”!

Teacher:LAVA undakunnathu engane enna questionu nee enthoke vrithikeda ezhuthi vachirikunnathu ? Tintu:Athushari Lava aayirunno? Njan karuthi VAVA anennu!!

TEACHER: Nee enthina classill varunnath? TINTU: Vidhyakku vendi. TEACHER: Ennitentha innale varandirunnath? TINTU: Innale vidhya absent aayirunnu.

Tintu’nte Mobile Oru Kallan Kattondu Odi. Tintu :Odikko Mone Odikko, Charge Theerumbo Charger Edukkaan Vendi Varumallo. Appo Kandolaam!!!

Christhu Pathrosinodu “Pathrose nee paarayakunnu” Translated to eng by tintumon Jesus to Peter “Oh Peter !! U Rockkk..!!

Sambathu Kaalathu PANJIKKURU Nattal, Aapathu,,, Kaalathu, Mookkathu Vekkam.” (Mahakavi- Tintumon)

Tintumon: Angane nammude kadhayum avasanam Cinema aayi.! Wife: Oh; Athu ethu cinema aanu chetta? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Tintu: “Yakshiyum Njanum” -

Tintumon irunu padikukayirunu “pasu oru shantha mrigamanu,,,shantha mrigamanu.” Ithu kettu , , Velakkari shantha: “Phaa,Ninte thallayada Mrigam”!

Tintumon: Ninte mobilil ninnu 1 Call cheyyatte? Friend: No! Balance kurava. Tintumon: Pisukkan! seri Njan Ente Mobilileennu thanne vilicholam!

Wife:Chetta Bhoomi kulukkam undu! Veedu ippol veezhum! TintuMon:Kidannu urangan nokkedi, nammude veedu allallo. Nammal vaadakakkaar alle!!

Tintumol : Ninte veettile velakkariye amma pirichuvittu alle.? Tintumon : Pinne Achane pirichuvidaan pattumo ?

Tintu: my dog brings newspaper daily every morning dundumol: well, lots of dogs can do that Tintu: but I had never subscribed a nwspaper!

Tintumon krishi bhavanil chennu: vazha vith undo? Officer: Undello Tintu: enikku S.A.S papper vazha elede oru vithu venam.!

Friend: Entha ithra vegathil angottum ingottum odunnath? Tintumon: Brandiyanennu karuthi njan petrol eduthukudichu. Athu oditheerkkukayanu!

Exam result  arinja Tintumon Enthu? Njan thottenno…athum Englishinu… ! ! ! .. UNPOSSIBLE !..

Tintumonte mund oori chuvanna trouser kanda Sasi: LDF aanalle? Udan thanne Sasiyude mundu ooriya Tintu: “Swathandrananalle”

Tchr: Keralathile Vegathayeriya Vanitha Aranu? Tintu: Amitha. Tchr: What? Who Is She? Tintu: Highwayil Kanditile ‘Amitha’ Vegathil Pokaruthennu.

Tutu: Ninte premam enthayada? Tintu: Aval vilikan thudangiyeda..! Titu: Sathyamaittum? Tintu: Yes, Aadyam achanu vilichu, ippo ammakum

Saayippu: How many Km From Trichur to kochi? Tintu: Englishil paranju budhimuttenda, Enikku malayalam Ariyam!

Vote thedivanna Sthanarthi: Ee pravashyam jayichillenkil ente peru ividuthe pattikkitto! Tintu: Ipravashyavum pattikku nalla oru peridaan iyal sammadikkilla!!

Madhyapikkaruthu.! Madyam Pisaachinte MOOTHRAM aanu !! (Pastor Tintumon )

Teacher: “njan ninne kollum” ithine Englishil enthu parayum? Tintumon:Englishayalum hindi aayalum ente mel kai vachu nokku…Teacher vivaramariyum!!

pilot:hello control room…this is 435. I am 300 miles frm land,600 feet over water.No fuel…awaiting instructions..over over tintumon frm control room- ……..puluthiko…over…!!

Tintuvum achanum koodi oru marana veettil poyi, Tintu nirthathe chirikkunnathu kandu achan Karyam thirakki. Tintu : Mookkil panji vechaa aaraa marikkathathu ? ha ha

Tintu in T-shop Tintu: ee flaskil etra chaaya kollum? tea shopper:3 chaaya Tintu: Enki oru light,oru strong, oru without. Vegam nirachu thaa.

Tintu: ente mobile bill Ethrayaa ? Customer care Girl : Sir, Just dial 123 to know your “Current Bill” status. Tintu : Current bill alledi , mobile bill…….

Tintu:Ente dukham niranja kadha parayatte? Glamju hyt klouyt mnklop jrbla mrlangu? Amma: Enthonnadaa ithu? Tintu:Ente dukham aarkum manasilavilla, Aarkum.

Govt Busil Kerilla ! Govt.Schoolil Padikilla! Govt.Ration vangilla ! Govt. Hospitalil pokilla but Govt. Joli venam. ! ! ! -Tintumon azheekod.

Dundumol: Ee TV etha ? Tintumon:Akai. Dund: appo DVD yo ? Tintu:HUNDAI. Dundul:enitenta ON cheyathe? Tintumon:randum KEDAI.

Wife: Enne Ningalku Kettichu Thannathu 5 Laksham Roopa Thannitta! Tintu: Apakadathil Pedunnavarku Nashta Pariharam Nalkunnathu allelum Pathivullatha !!

Tintu&his lover in a park&eating chips,luking romantically each other Girl: what r u thinking dis moment? Tintu: U r eating more chips than me

Tintu classil samsarikukayayirunnu. Teacher: Ini samsarichal ninne headmasterinte aduthu paranju vidum! Tintu: Athentha ayalkku avide samsarikan arumille?

Tintu’s Teacher oru message ayachu ‘I Miss You’. Tintu kure neram aalojichu. Ennittu thirichoru message teacherinu ayachu. “I STUDENT U”

Mobile number portability ( MNP ) ennal entha? Tintu:Bharya pazhaya Sosamma thanne, Pakshe service ini muthal Leelammede vaka

Teacher: convert the following sentence 2 malayalam.”I SAW A FILIM YESTERDAY” Tintumon parayu Tintumon: teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu !!

Teacher: Tintu mon, Why r u so late daily? Tintu mon: I was obeying Road Signal. Teacher: What signal ? Tintu mon:”SCHOOL A HEAD, GO SLOW”

Sardar: 4 vayassullappol Njan 2 nila kettidathinte mukalil ninnum thazhe veenu. Tintumon: Ayyo ! Ennittu chettan Rakshapetto atho Maricho ? Sardar: Ormayilla annu njan kunjalle.?

Ravile bedil irunnu karayana tintunodu wife: Enthupatti ? Tintu: Kudavayar kurayan LAVANATHAILAM thechathu olichirangi, Ippol ente “Sunappy” kananilla.

Tintu: Njan veettil oru kiliye vangi Wife mathram ullappol anya purushanmar vannal kili karayum! Friend: Ennittu? Tintu: ennittu Kili Karanju karanju chathu.

Tintumonte Ammoma Marichu: Vannavarkoke Chayayum Halwayum Koduthu. Next Day Tintu Appupante Kavilil Nullikondu, Ente Adutha Halwakulla Muthe.

Friend: Nee Food kazhikkum munpu prarthikkarundo? Tintu: Yes.! Especially ente wife undaakkiya food kazhikkumbol.!

Vedanayode irikunnavarku verum vellam mathram Chumma nokkan vannavarkku chayayum vadem. “THE EXAM HALL!” By: Tintumon.

Teacher:Enthina Classil Paper ingane keeri Idunnathu? Tintu: Puthiya Thooppukari Vannu Ennarinju .Onnu Parichayappedanaa!

Amma: Nee oru vazhiku pokumbol oru Poocha kuruke chadiyal enthu manasilakaam? ? ? Tintu: Poochayum oru vazhiku pokukayanennu.!

Biology classil mash:”Ettukaliyude oru kaal nashtappettal nam athine enthu vilikkum?” Tintu:”VIKALANGAN”

Friend:Ethra vellam ozhichittum ente veettile maavu pookkunnilla. Tintu: Nee Jyothis’il chernna mathi. NINTE MAAVUM POOKKUM!!

Teacher: KOZHI Koovunnathu Eppozhanu? Tintu: Athey “Munshi” kku sheshamaa

Friend:Loverinte Aniyathi Namukku Missed Call Adichal Ninte Hridayam Enthu Parayum? ? ? ? ? Tintu:”Mone Manassil Matttoru Laddu Potti”

Achan :Kanakkinu 4 markko ? Thalli kalodikkukayanu vendathu. Tintu : Enkil vegam pokam. Kanakku mashinte veedu njan nokki vachittundu.!

Teacher :If You Dial 001 Then What Will Happen? Tintumon: Police Jeep Reverse Gearil varum!

Tintu daily shivane thozhan pokum. 1 day poojari shivane mati ganapathiye vachu Tintu: mone, dadiyodu parayanam, chettan vannirunnu ennu.!!

Teacher: Pashuvinu vellam koduthillenkil enthu sambhavikkum? Tintu: Paal karakkumbol paal-podi kittum!

Singer: sangeethamakunna saagarathinu munnil pakachu nilkunna oru kuttiyanu njan. Tintumon: athennathina. Veettil pokkoode ninakku?

Kure Naalukalkku sesham oru suhurth Tintuvine kandappol: “NAMMAL THAMMIL ” kanditu kure kaalamayi Tintu : Entha ninte TVyil Asianet kittunnille!!

Tin2 : Achaa,namuk muthashiye NIFEyil cherkam

Achan : athenthina?

Tin2 : "NIFE"yil padichal ellam nadakum, muthashiku nadakan vayyallo..!!

2 kodi lottery adicha Tintumononod: Ningalk tax kahzich 1.75 kodiye kittu.
Tintu: enik 2 kodi thanne venam allangil ende 10 roopa thirichutha.!

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Tintumon:amme velakkari nammude katilil keri otaku kidakunnu
Amma: avale njan...
Tintumon:Ayye!!!April fool, otakalla achanum undey!!!!

Teacher in history class: What is common between Krishna,Ram,Gandhiji and Jesus? Tintumon:All are born on government holidays!

Teacher: Naavu kondu ira pidikkunna oru jeeviyude peru parayoo ? Tintumon: L.I.C. Agent…!!

HOT NEWS ! Njettippikkunna Velippeduthal Veendum. “kunjalikutty oru varsham munpu enneyum sameepichirunnu” -TINTUMON

Vasu:Ninte thalayilentha murivu? Tintu:Wife undakiya payasam kollamenu paranjapo ulakka kond adichata. Vasu:Atentha? Tintu:Athu sambarayirnnu.

“Pareeksha ethayalum copy adi nannayal mathi” _ _ Sree Narayana Tintumon

Tintu: Ariyamo, enta achante dairyam! Aarmyil ayirunapol oruthante Kai vetti kondu vannu. Chinju: appol thalayoo. Tindu: Athu nerathe aaroo vetti eduthirunnu.!

sales man to tintumon:”sir,Urumbinulla powder veno? tintumon: “venda! innu powder vangi koduthall naale avan Lipstick chodikum!!

Tintumon: Look into my eyes plz. what you see?? Tell me. Pinkimol: I see Love,,,,,,,,, Tintumon: Manga Tholi!! Kannil enthu koppaa veenathennu nokkedee

Tintumon: May I come in Sir? Princial: Wait please. Tintumon:25 Kg Sir !

Tintumonte Vivaaha Photo Kandu Makan: “Achante Chiri Kaanan Enthu Rasaa.! Tintumon: Athaayirunnu Mone Achante Avasaanathe Chiri.!!

Hotel Udama: Enthaa Mone Daily Parsel Vaangi Kondu Pokunnathu? Tintu: Doctor Paranjittund Hotel’il Ninnum onnum Kazhikkaruthennu..!

Maricha sasiyude veettil ethiya Tintumon:Body kondu vanno? Appol ambulance vannu. Tintumon: Sasikku 100 aayusanallo,,,,!!?

Maths teacher:6 apple 8 perkku kodukkanam.Ithu 8 perkku engane kirthyamayi veethikum? Tintumon:Juice adichu koduthal mathi teacher.

Tintumon : I Love U teacher. Teacher : da nee thallu kollum. Tintumon : njan paranjal thallu. chako mash paranjal umma,,, Ithano teachere socialism?

Tintu:nee entha rathri vilichapol edukathae. Pinki:athu njan phn silent mode aki ittaka ayirunu. T: nonachi.phone ring adikunathu eniku kelkamallo

Achan : Mone , Simham kaattile aarayirrunnu ? Tintumon : Acha , Simham kaattile puliyannacha,,,,,,,,,, puppuli….

Gulfil ninnu uncle Tintumonodu phonil uncle : Ninaku entha vendathe ? Tintumon: Mobile mathi uncle . uncle : NOKIA mathiyo da kutta ? Tintumon : Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaangukem venam !

Achante munnil ninnu cigarette valikunna tintumonod Achan : Enthada ithu ? Achante munnil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? Tintumon : Achanalle – Petrol pump onnum allallo !!!

Njan oru thettum cheythittilla . Kurachu velachill mathrame ullu . But kandavarellam ente peril message ayachu kalikkunnu Eppo naattukarellam enne nokki chirrikkunnu . Ranju molumayulla kalyanam mudangi . Enne schoolil ninnu purathakki . Enne jeevikkan anuvadikkooo plz . Ini ente peru vache message ayakkaruthu . Ennu kanneerode , TINTUMON UKG -A

Road arikil nilkunna girl’nod Tintumon:Entha ivide nilkunnathu? GIRL:Bus kayaraana. Tintmon:Ennal Roadinte nadukkottu nilkkoo,bus sharikk kayarate.

Tintumon’s wife was kidnapped The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to Tintumon demanded money. Tintumon replied: I want more proof !

Soldier Tintumon: Enikku leave venam Officer :enthina ? Tintu:Wife prasavichu! Officer :kollam ! pakshe ,nee nattil poyittu 2 years ayello ?Pinne engine ? Tintu :Athu chodikkanaa pokunnathu !! (Harisankar)

Tintumon class kazhinju veettil ethi calling bell amarthi, Appol Achan:-Ivide product onnum venda ! Tintumon :Ithu swantham PRODUCT thanneyaaaa !!

Achan: Ninte amma entha innu mindaathirikkunne? Tintumon: Amma Lipstick chodichu, Njan ariyathe FeviQuick aa koduthathu.!!

Tiger killed Tintumon in zoo. A Monkey asked to tiger:why did u kill the Tintumon ? Tiger:aa panni aramanikoor enne nokiyittu parayuva “Ithrayum valiya poochayo!

Tintu:nee entha rathri vilichapol edukathae. Pinki:athu njan phn silent mode aki ittaka ayirunu. T: nonachi.phone ring adikunathu eniku kelkamallo

Tintu Mon Progress Report um aayi mammiyude adutte…. “Ente Perfomance kandallo…?Tettukal teacher paranju. Ini schoolil kayaranam engil mammiyude support venam. So please Sign for me.. Sign cheyyenda format- Satisfied with the marks mammiyude sighn”.. THANK YOU (Courtesy :Sujin)

Teacher: Your exam registration No. is 0Z3A5x49 Tintumon: I will pay 2000 rupees extra, please give me a FANCY NUMBER

Caril pokunna achan tintumonodu “indicator kathunnudo ennu nokkikke” ! ! ! Tintumon:”undu…illa…undu.. .illa…undu…illa…undu…illa.. “

Sadya vilambunna Tintu: Rasam Rasam.. Rasam veno Rasam ? Panthiyilirunna sayippu: What s that. Tindumon: Fun, Fun, have some fun.

One day Tintu saw a dream that someone killed him Next day he closed ICICI bank account b’cose ICICI says-We make your dreams come true!

Tintumon: 4 varshathe pranayathinu shesham njanum ente loverum kalyanam kazhikan theerumanichu. Ente kalyanam ee varuna Sept 30num Avaldethu oct 10

Tintumon  got a job in BSNL customer care Customer: Hello, My BSNL sim was blockd, Wat I Do? Tintumon : No Problem… Remove BSNL sim & Put Airtel Thanks 4 calling BSNL.

Tintumon Road sidil moothramozhikumbol oru saayippu: America yil road sidil moothramozhikumbol police Pidikum!! Tintumon :Atheyo !Ivide nammal thanne pidikanam !!

Tintumon surya tvyil oru ad kandu. “www.sunnetwork.com” Tintumon athu kootti vayichittu ; www. sunnathu work .com entammo! ivideyoke ippo internet vazhiyano sunnathu cheyyunnathu. !!

Tintumon wrote a letter to bill gates: Sir, I have some questions to ask. 1. The keyboard alphabets are not in order.. when will you release the corrected version? 2. There is a START button .. but no STOP button ? 3. We learn MS word.. when will you release MS sentence ? 4. There …

Tintumonoru jocky jetti vangi ,nadu mozhuvan mundu pokki nadannu, jetty katti. veetil vannu petti thuranna tintu njetti. Jetty atha pettiyil !!

Tintumon ippol spoken English padikkunnundu Tintu Ammayodu: ” Mom, you marry the cow, I’ll round it ” (Amma pasuvine kettu, njan karakkam) “I who the crocodile” (Njan aara mothalu) !!

Tintumon ambalathil : Moolathil oru ganapathi homam.. Dundumon: Pollipovum changathi.. Tintumon: Ennapinne 2 jaladharayum koode.. !!

Kothukinte shalyam sahikathe Tintumon kattilinte adiyil kidannu ; appol oru minnaminungu angottu vannu.. Tintumon:” Eda patti nee Torchum kondu Vanno!!

Ottakku oru full adikanulla capacity nashtapetta Tintumon OCR ine kettipidichu karanjukondu.. ” Innu nee Thakarthathu viswasamanu … Nenjodu cherthu njan valarthiya VISWASAM” !!

Pennu kanan chellumpol pennu kaal viral kondu nilathu varakkunathu enthinanu? Tintumon: kalyanam kazhinjal ninne varacha varayil nirthumennu soojippichathaa.. !!

On a romantic day Tintu’s girlfriend asks him , “Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring”. Tintu mon :” Ya molu sure, from landline or mobile “

Flash news: Lokaavasaanam 2012-il Tintumon:- Daivame, ‘LIFE TIME SIM’ eduthathu verutheyayello…

Tintumon busil kannadachu irikkunnathu kandu Frnd: Enthada pani ano? Tintu:Alla,enikku vayasayavar nilkunathu kandaal vishamam anu.

Tintumon Bus stopil, see a Girl! Tintumon: Cheruppu kanan nalla Bhangi! Girl: “Oori onnu thannalundello ?” Tintumon: Churidar kanan athilum bhangiyaa!

Teacher: British karumayulla Yudhathil pazhassirajaye sahayichathu arellaamanu ? ? ? ? Tintumon: Sharath Kumarum, Manoj K Jayanum!!

TINTUMON:Ente muthachan malayalam dictionary motham arachu kalakki kudicha aala TINTUMOL:oho! Ennittu? TINTUMON:Stapler pin thondayil kudungi angeru marichu poyi !!

Moothavar chollum mudhu nellikka – 1kg Rs.20 Changathi Nannayal – Changathikku Kollam Unniyekandal ariyam – aarude mon aanennu. (TINTUMON Vachanangal)

Tintumon Pennu Kaanaaaaan Poyi Tintu Penninodu: Entha Joli? Pennu: Joli Onnumilla Tintu: Oho… appo HOUSE WIFE aaanalle ??

Vanitha hotelil ethiya Tintumonodu vanitha supplier :Chayayude koode ‘KADI’ veno sir? Tintumon: Venda ‘ORUMMA’ mathi.

Appooppan: “Ayyo Tintumone ninte Teacher varunnundu, poyi olicho ” Tintumon: “Aadyam appooppan poyi olikku, Appooppan marichunnu paranja njan kazhinja randazhcha leave eduthathu.!!

Tintumon bossinodu – ”Ente salary maryadhakku kooti thanno.. ille ente mathram salary kooti thannennu njan ee companiyile ellavarodum paranju nadakkum…” (courtesy: sujin-bm)

Tintumon: “Amme padichu padichu ente kannu randum akathottu kuzhinju poyi ” Amma:Saramilla mone result varumbo kannu purathekku thaane Thallikkolum !!

Sir:Nee Achaneyum Ammayeyum Entha Vilikunnathu? TINTUMON:”Dadi” Sir: Randu Pereyum Daadi Enno? Tintumon: Achane “Da” Ennum Ammaye “Di” Ennumaa !!

Achan: Amma paranjal nee anusarikkilla alleda? Tintumon: illa. Achan: Athentha..? Tintumon: Athe njan “THILAKAN FANA…”

Tintumon at bus stop A man asked: “kottarakaraku ippo bus undo?” Tintumon:”ariyilla, Adoor bhasiku oru jeeppundu”

Tintu Mon Puts his pencil into a Horlicks bottle ? ? ? ? ? To make the pencil taller,stronger and sharper.!!

Teacher-” i miss u ” meaning entha? Tintumon-” njan ninte teacher aanu”

Paniyum thalavedanyumayi hospitali chenna tintumonodu doctor:shardikkan varunnundo…? Tintu mon:nan varunnilla doctor poikko!!

Tintu mon bike accedentil pettu. Police: Enganeya accedent undayathu? Tintu : Aa valavu kando? Police:kandu Tintu akshe njan kandillayirunnu!!

Teacher:”Reghu vamshathile avasaanathe rajavinte perentha?” ” ” ” ” ” ” Tintumon:”Bheeman Reghu”

After Exam SASI: Macha 4 bench gap undayirunittum nee Engane copy adicheda ? Tintu mon: Thanks to “VASAN EYE CARE! “

Vellamadichittu Tintumon karayan thudangi FRIEND:Enthu patti ? TINTUMON:Aare marakkan vendiyanu vellam adichathennu orma varunilledaaa!!

Tintumon-Njan ee masathe salary vanganilla amma- athenthada? Tintumon- Ente madam paranju ee masathe salariyude koode pidutham kaanumennu. amma-athinu? Tintumon-Enikka pennumpillaye kaanunnathe veruppa..Pinnalle salariyodoppam kettipidutham..Ente patti chellum..!!

Teacher: 1000 Kilo Oru Ton aanengil 3000 kilokku Enthu parayum ?? Tintumon: “TON TONA TON”!

Teacher: Tell ohms law Tintuon: Sir, I dont know full, I know only last part of it. Teacher: Ok, tell that only. Tintumon: “This is called ohms law”!!!

Science Examinu ’0′ mark kittiya Tintuvinodu achan: enthu pattiyeda ? Tintumon: “Acha sasthram Jayichu manushyan thottu”

Joli thedi Tintumon Hotelil Enik Joli tharumo? Man:Ninakku  Porotta Adikan Ariyumo? Tintumon- Nalla Kari undenkil  8 Ennam vare Adikum! “Tintumonodaa kali”

Teacher:Next Questionu answer parayunnayalku udane pokam! Udane Tintu bageduthu purathekittu Teacher:aara bagerinjathu? Tintumon : Njana, Ennal njanangottu..?

Tintumon: Thavala erachi thinnal vannam vakkumo teacher. Teacher: yes. Tintumon: Appo enthu konda teacher NEERKOLI vannam vakkathe…?

EXam Paperumai Sir:Tintumonara Tintu:njana Sir:Tintumonara Tintu:Chevi kekille, njana.. Sir:Ninte markaada , Tintumon 1/2

First nightil muriyil wifene koodate mattu 2 pere kanda Tintumon alari.”Aaradaa pattee ningal?” Reply: “Camera man Satheeshinoppam Prasanth Raghuvamsham. Asianet News”.

Wife: Appurathe veetil entho vazhakku nadakkunnu onnu poyi nokku manushya. Tintumon: Njan onnu poyathinte bhahalama avide nadakkunnath.!

Vote pidikan partikar Tintunte veetil chennu. Sagaav: Mone, achan congressilo atho communistilo? Tintu: Achan kakkoosila.!! (Courtesy: Kalabhavan- breezemagic)

Teacher : vakkeelum doctorum thammilulla vatyasam enthanu? Tintu : doctor ku thettu pattiyal oraal aaradi manninakathu povunnu… vakkeel nu thettu pattiyaal oraal aaradi mukalil thoongunnu…

Tintu in bookshop:Ivide thakkali undo? kadakkaran:Illallo mone.. Tintu:Ivide thakkali undo? kada:illennu paranjille.. Tintu:Ivide thaakkali undo chetta? kada:illa..illa..illa..ini chodichal ninne njan vedivechu kollum.. tintu:Ivide thokkundo? kada:Illa Tintu:IVIDE THAKKALI UNDO?!!! Tintu aara mon….

Tintumon at the Exam Hall Teacher : Entha tintu itra tension ? Hall ticket , ID card , atho vere enthengilum maranno ? Tintumon : Athonnum alla Teacher . Naalathekkulla copyanu innu konduvannathu.

Tintumonte amma Tintumonode : Amma : Tintu, ninaku paranjal oru anusaranayum Illa . Enthenkilum paranjal oru cheviyil koodi ketu matte cheviyil koode purathu kalayum . Tintumon : Ini amma vishamikanda … Ini muthal amma parayumbol njan ente matte chevi pothi pidicholam.

Tintumonte Beauty parlorinu Munpile parasyam: IVIDE NINNU PURATHU POKUNNHA PENKUTTIKALE LINE ADIKARUTHE Oru pakse Athu Ningalude MUTHASSI Aakam….

Tintumol:Njan phone vilichittu entha edukan ithra thamasam? Tintumon:30 roopa Koduth callertune vachathu pinne ninte achanu kelkkan ano?

sardar:I am a Complan boy pinkumon:I am a Horlicks boy chakkara:I am a Nido girl Tintumon:I am a Saside mon.

Ente Pinnil 100 kanakkinu aalukal ore lakshyavumaayi ore manasode nilkkunnu, Iivide Jaathiyilla, Mathamilla, Beverageinu munnil ninnum cameraman Baijuvinodoppam Tintumon LKG News !!

Teacher: Adhunika Malayala bhashayude pithavu aaranu? Tintumon: Pithavine ariyilla, mathavinte peru venonkil parayam ” ” ” ” ” ” ” ” Ranjini Haridas !

doctor : Vomit cheyyan varunnundo? Tintumon : Njan varunnilla Doctor poykkolu!

Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son? Tintumon: Dineshan Teacher :Why????? Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan

Tintumon: ‘Achaa oru kaaryam parayyan undayirunnu’ Achan:Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu… (After food) Achan: ini para entha parayaan ullathu? Tintumon: Achante foodil oru patta undayirunnu…!

A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?” tintumon: “JIMBALAKIDI BAMBA” professor: I dont understand anything Tintumon: “same 2 you”

Achan asking to Tintumon: wy r u crying ? Am also ur frnd da … tell me why? Tintumon: Aliyaa, innum kurachu Horlicks chodichappo ninte pennu enne thalliyedaa!

Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:Ethrayayi Driver:100 roopa Tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo Tintu:Thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,Thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath

SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum. . . . . . . . . “Njan Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”

Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated Tintumon: Dosa

Teacher :”I am married” Convert it into future tense? Tintumon : Teacher became pregnant!!

Tintumon called FM radio station & said “I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls road….” Radio Jocky : How honest so you want to return his purse? Tintumon : No ! I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.

Tintumon: Chettanano karimpu thinnunna kuttiyude shilpam undakkiyathu. Artist: Pha ! Naye.! Karimpu thinnunna kuttiyo ? Odakkuzhal vaayikkunna Sree Krishnanada athu !

Tintumon: Mummy enikkoru aniyane venam. Mummy: Ninte pappa Dubailalle, Vannittu alochikkam. Tintumon: No Mummy, Daddy ku nammukkoru surprise kodukkam. !

Teacher: “ankana thaimavil ninnum adhythe pazham veenappol ammayude kannil ninum kannuneer varnnu”.. Why? Tintumon : “Thallede thalayilayirikkum manga veenathu !”

Teacher: Define “Romanjam” ? Tintumon: Romanjam is a particular type of kuliraarity in which all da poodas of da body will stand n dance along with our body!!

TINTUMON in medical shop TINTUMON: Ivide ella marunnum kittumo ? Staff: Ella marunum kittum. TINTUMON: Ennal 1 Kilo vedimarunnu thaa !!

Tintumon plane il vachu pilotinte headphone valichoori. Pilot : Thaan enthado kanikkune? Tintumon : Paattokke pinne kelkam mone… adyam vandi vidu…

Definition of chammal by Tintumon: “Chammal is a vingal of mind and mangal of face.”

Teacher : “Ur exam Reg. No is 07MK4875″ Tintumon : “I’ll pay Rs. 2000 extra plz give me a FANCY NUMBER.”

Tintumon to Wife: Please close the door, switch off the light, come to bed After that Tintumon: “SEE MY LIGHTNING WATCH”

Answer Paper Tintumon, LKG B 1. Changathi nannaayaal ? Ans. changathikku kollam 2. Mookkilla rajyathu? Ans. Jaladhosham undavilla

Hotelil supplier ayi joli cheyyunna Tintu monodu customer…Chetta kurachu masala Tintu Mon: Bluetooth On cheyyu

Tintumon bus stopil nikkunna pennkuttiyodu. “parkilekkulla vazhi ariyo?” Girl -illa…. Tintumon- den ok ..Ividunnu nere poyi idathottu thirinju 5 minut nadannal mathi….. kutikku thanichu pokan madiyanengil njanum koode varam !!

Achan:Ithenthaa nee 5 kilo ulliyum vangikkondu vannathu? Tintumon:Njan naale Star Singeril paadan pokuvalle? Achan:Athinenthinaa ulli? Tintumon:Achan kettittille judges parayunnathu SANGATHI “ulleennu” varanam eenu parayunnathu !!

tintumon- annu peytha mazhayil nee ente kudakeezhil vannappol njanariyadhe ent manasil paranju poyi tintumol- Enthada chakkare nee paranje? tintumon- “alavaladhi ,oru kudapolum swanthamayittilla.!”

Tintu mon donated blood to a pregnant woman After delivery tintu mon went to husband and said Congrats ..Nannayi nokkane ente choryaa !!

Father watching F.TVSuddenly tintu mon come Father :paavappetta kuttikala, dress vaangan polum kashillathavara Tintumon : Ithilum paavappettavar vannal vilikkane acha.!!

Njaan padichu kondirikkupol Message, Miss Call etc. cheyyaruthu ! Ente Urakkam Povum!! By, Tintumon

English miss to students: give some examples using ‘day’ Appu: Annual Day jomon: Birthday Tintumon: “Enthuvaaday”

Ethra naalayi ningal Jileby undakkan thudangiyittu? Cook : 30 Varshamaayi – entha ? Tintumon : Ennittum ithu Vattam Chutty vekkkan alllathe Nere undaakkan padichilla alle…kahsttam !!!

Pidiyilaya tintumonodu police: Ninaku nale narco test ondu Tintumon: Ayyo saare, athipo ithra petennu paranja enganeya njanonnum padichitilla !!

Tintumon auto driverodu : Town vare pokumo? Auto Driver : pokum. Tintumon : ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varumo??

Kedakkiya oru timepiece achante kayyil koduthu Tintumon: Samayam parayamo? Achan: Samayam parayanamengil minimum Valiya soochiyum cheriya soochiyum evida ennariyanam. Kurachalochicha sesham Tintumon: Valiya Soochi nammude kinattil. Cheriya soochi Arichakkil.. ini Samayam para Achan: Iswara!!

Tintumon: Ini orikkalum mazha peyyumbol IDI undaavilla! Frnd:Athenthada? Tintu: Patrathil Vaartha undayirunnu ‘IDI’ minnaletu marichennu!!

Achan: Engotta keeriya kudayumayittu ravile thanne.? Tintumon: Thrissur poorathinu pokuva. Avide kudamatam undennu kettu. Maari kittumo ennu nokkam.!!

Tintu Mon Progress Report um aayi mammiyude adutte. “Ente Perfomance kandallo? Tettukal teacher paranju. Ini schoolil kayaranam engil mammiyude support venam. So please Sign for me..Sighn cheyyenda format- Satisfied with the marks mammiyude sighn”.THANK U

Exam Kazhinju Purathirangi varukayanu Tintumon Amma: Exam Engane Undayirunnu Tintumon:Thalle Exam Puliyayirunnu Ketaa verum puliyalla Puppuli Oru varavu koodi varendi varum

Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum? Doctor: 1500 rs Tintumon:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda!

Tintumon kathakali karanodu: Keechaka vadham ethraya charge? kathakali karan: 10000 rupa ? Tintumon: 5000 tharam vadhikkanda pedipichu vitta mathi Tintumonoda kali.

Ammooma: Onne ollenkil ulacka kond adichu valarthanam. Ithu ketta oru sthree: Nalanjennam undenkillo? Tintumon: Mixiyil ittu adichal mathi!

Begger: Amma thaye picha thayo Njan samsarikkan kazhiyillatha Our Uoma aane ! Tintumon: Adutha veettil poyi chodikku Enikku chevi kelkilla!!

Tintumon teacherinodu: Muthassi marichu, leave venam. Teacher: Ninte muthasiyalle 3 azhcha munpu marichath? Tintumon: muthachan veendum kettiyaarunnu!!

Tintumon after being beaten up by his mom was frustrated n was sitting out Dad came and asked him, wat happended son? Tintumon: Dad i can not adjust with ur wife anymore I want my own wife.

Achan: njan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville. appol nee ninte vishamam mattan enthu cheyum? Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum Achan: athu kond ninte vishamam engane marana? Tintumon: Njan Toilet vrithiyakunath Achante toothbrush kondaa !

Tintumon: Njan ninte veetil poyirunnu,nammude kalyanam nadakkumennu thonnunnilla Tintumol :Enda Achane kando ? Tintumon: illa ninte aniyathiye kandu

Tintumon:Achaa appurathe veetile chechikku english ariyilla. Achan:Athengane ninakkariyam? tintu:”Give me one Kiss”ennu chodichappo randu adiyanu kittiyathu.

Tintumon in medical shop: give me one”Ten Corner Rice Like”. Sales man: sorry.. Tintumon:oh english arilla alle..edo dasamularishtam thado..!

Tintumon:aliyaa nursinu love letter koduthappo oru abadham pattiyeda ! Frnd:enthada? ? ? ? ? ? Tintumon:”I love U SISTER ” ennayi poyedaaa… !!

Teacher:” Oru sthree vandi odikunnu ” Ennu otta vakkil engane parayum?? Tintumon: PENDRIVE !!

Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon veetil madangi vannu. Tintumon:Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla Dindumol: Enthu patti ? Tintumon:Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi !!

Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna 4 jeevikalude peru parayu? Tintumon jumped and said: Physics miss English miss Maths miss Social miss!!

Father: Ne evide poyirunnu ?? Tintumon: Ammayude peril pushpanjali kazhikkan ambalathil poyi. Father: Nee ente peril onnum kazhichille ? Tintumon: Kadayilninnum 3 Porotta kazhichu !!

Tintumon pennu kanan poyi Tintu: kutty eduvare padichu Penkutty: BA Tintu: kallippenne verum 2 aksharam padichu. Athum thala tirichano padichad ! Tintumon pennu kanan poyiTintu: kutty eduvare padichuPenkutty: BATintu: kallippenne verum 2 aksharam padichu. Athum thala tirichano padichad !

Tintumon:Petrol Vila koodiyalum illenkilum enik prashnamilla ! Man: Athentha? Tintu: Njan ippozhum 50 rupaka petrol adikunhathu !!

Tintu mon started a college Can U Guess The Name of the College “TintuMon Medical College of  Engineering”

Tintumon:Nee entha ninte achan thengil ninnum veenittu ennodu parayaatirunnathu? Friend:sorry Tintumon:orikkal ente achanum thengil kayrum

Tintu mon penninodu: Ennodu sneham undekil nee nale white dress ittu varanm Pittenu pennu black dress ittanu vannu, Tintumon: Avlaku ennodu Ullil sneham undeda aval kunjinjappol njan kandu !!

Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone…. Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…?

Tintumon ambalathil vazhipad counter Q vil….. Munnil ninna uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppayasam. Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chicken biriyani…!

Achan: Examinu thottal nee ini enne achaa ennu vilikkenda…. Kurach divasam kazhinju… Achan: Enthayeda result ? Tintu mon: Aliyaa sorry daaa…5 subject il potty machu!!

Classil urangunna tintumonodu Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha? Tintumon: Chattukam Teacher: njan entha chodichathu? Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranam.

Doctor: Thaankalude Oru Kidney Fail Aayittundu. Tintu: Ethra Maarkkina Doctare ?

Tintu:Happy news Father:Entha? Tintu:Ella subjectinum jayichal 1000 Rs tharamennu paranjille? Father:yes Tintu:Achante cash poyitilla. Santhoshamayile.

Dhoni-30yrs&his wife Sakshi -21yrs BUt stilL Dhoni says ‘v wer school frnds’ Ee thendi 10 il padikumbam vayinokan poyathu 1st stdil-CID Tintu

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