Malayalam Funny SMS

Mon, 2 rupa venam, andiparipu vangana.
Umma, enthinaada..
Mon, andi valuthavana..
Umma, 10 rupak uppaakum vangikko..!
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From, Smr.Pattambi (Prkd)
Malayala cinema is same as to indian cricket team MOHAN LAL, Sachin-ennennum superstar Mammootty, Sehwag-kalichal oru kali illenkil illa Jayaram, Ganguli-kayivund.pakshe aarkkum venda. SureshGopi, Dravid-enthokkeyo kanichu koottunnu.pakshe onnum elkkunnilla. Dileep, Yuvraj-Pani ariyam.ettal ettu. Prithviraj, Sreesanth-Ahankarathinu kayyum kalum vechath .
HAVE A NICE DAY. 'LAL' Salam
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From, Sarath kollampara

Hellooo.....
'chakare'..how are u?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh..! ! Sorry
spelling maariyatha..!

Hello...'kachare'.....how r u? Enna kettoo?
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From, Vishnu lal
VISWASICHALUM ILLENKILUM ENNA ASIANET PROGRAMMIL INNALE VANNA VISWA ADRISHYA NUMBER

"8123318202 "
ee numberleku ethra roopaku recharg cheythalum kayarilla..

Just try it..

Dubayil oru lelathinu 3 malayalikal poyi
1 frm Kottayam
1 frm Malapuram
1 frm Thrissur

3perkum lelam pidikan patiyilla.

They infrmd in their house,

Kottayam,
Appan aanno?
Oh enna parayanaa, mudinja oru lelamayirunu. Njan 10nu vilichappo avan keri 20nu vilichenne. Angane poyi poyi njanangu ittechu ponnu.
PhoneBill, 20 Dirham.

Malpuram,
Uppa... Enthorudukkathe lelanu. Oon 10nu vilichapa njamalu ketti 20raki pinnem aa be
Daivamae ee msg ayacha pavathin ella agarahaglum sadichu kodukkanae
plz
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thanks 4 ur prayer
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From, Akhilash parippally
Chagathi nannayal kannadi vendha
Ne nannavumo atho njan kannadi vangano

By
THAFSEEF
Kovval pally
//kshamayode ee msg vaayikkuu..//

Paraajayangale kandu naam niraasaraakaruthu..

Enthennaal jeevitham oru nadanamaanu..

ithil chuvadu pizhakkumpol jeevitham verukkapettathaakunnu..

So.. varuu ....
namukku manoharamaaya oru nirthamaadam..
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.
.('.')&gt,
&lt,"
_/"_ente koode paadu nee.
Ronaldinjo
Robinjo
odinjo
Thirinjo
marinjo
pizhinjo
Kafu
bufu
prafu
Kaka
kiki
kuku
Rivaldo
va do
podo
enthado
poyi Urangado!

-Vinu
Njan Bhaayi..


Njan thaamasikkunnad
Bombaayi..

Ente aniyan Chota Bhaayi..

Ente jeshttan
Bada Bhaayi..

Njan janitchath Dubaayi..

Ente cherippu Hawaayi..

Njan thinnunnath Mittaayi..

Ente car
Hundaayi..

Sathyamayum njan ee
paranjathellaam Badaayi..

E sms

Enikkaayi,.

Ninakkaayi,

Ormakkaayi,


Ithu vayicha nee pottanaayi..
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Nalla penkuttykalum dinosarum thammiulla bantham



2um eppol bumiyiliLLA !-!

From, ASHIK9746374602
Sundarimaraya pennkuttikalkku 4 karyangal valare ishtamaanu

1.cell phone 2.scooty 3.makeup
4. Vinu (Name edit cheyyunavar chora thuppi chaakum)

-vinu
Mallika sukumaran, Mone prithvi, marketil poyi meen vangi va.
Prithvi, Padam ellam poti engane purathirangum.

Malika, Saramila, ente churidar ittu poyko.
Busil vechu pardha ita garbiniyaya Lady, Prithviraj alle.?
Prithvi, Athe, engane manasilayi?
Lady, Njan MOHANLALA
Aftr exam, If Pass..
sir- ninneyokke padipicha ente miduku.
Mom- ellam daivanugraham.
Dad- enteylle mon.
Lovr- lov u da..
Frnd- vaada, bar il pokam.



But if FAIL..
sir- classilum sradhikilla.
Mom- ellam aa mobile karanama.
Dad- ninteyalle mon, lalichu vashalakiko.
Lovr- eniku nine kanenda.
Frnd- vaada, bar il pokam.


MORAL, Everything changes but frndshp remains the same alwayz..
Aaravangalude
Pakal Kozhiyumbol
Nishabdathayude Naru Nilavumayi Oru Rathri Koodi Vannethi
Nidrayil Nirayatte
Niramulla
Ninavukal

Good Night....
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From, JOBIN8089931947
Flash news,
Kavya madhavan prasavichu.!


Kuttikk thalayil 2 komb!

Mammootty olivil! ,-)
Sania mirzayude mula valuthayath engane enn ariyamo..?

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Ingane njekki njekki thanne!
COOKERY SHOW,
Ningalude phone nannayi kazhukuka

Uppum Mulagum chertha Uzhunnu maavu kondu pothinju,thilacha velichennayil 5 mnt varukuka..




VADAPHONE
Ready!
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From, @_fahis
Oru vilipadakale, nananja manninte gandhamettu, orikalum unaratha urakkathileku vazhuthi vizhum vare marakkilla njan ente priya "SUHRUTHINE"
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From, Sangu 09809513114
Mommoty pennu kanan poyappol , penninte achan , alla cherukkan vannille.?

Mammoty, njan thanneyanu cherukkan.!

achan, ho muthachanaloru falithapriyananalo
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From, RINTO 9037915574
Teacher kaalu munnilek vachu koduthappol, babumonte sakala controlum poyi, babumon aa thudayil avante chundukal urasi, pinne pathuke kadichu parichu, "kadichu parik ente babu.." Teacher paranju Babumon onnonnara nakku nakki, kaalil aanju kadichu ennittu paranju Teachare, CHICKEN kurachoode vevan und
Lyngika pazhanjollukal,
1. aayiram poorinu ara kunna. 2. venamengil kunna kundiyilum kerum.
3.mula nakki pattiyude parinakki patti. 4.vellam poyalum kambam theerilla. 5.kodam poyal poottilum thappanam. 6.ponninte kunnayaayaalum vayilekku chanjhal murikkanam. 7.thaan thaan nirandaram kanunna seenukal than than thanne orth adichidunnu
Auto yil ninnirangiya yuvathy cash koduthappol
Driver, madam ee not blousinakathano vechirunnath
Yuvathy, engane manassilayi
Dri, Gandhiji vaa polichirickunu!!
Yuvatiyude
"T"shirtilulla airoplaininte
Picturil nokinilkunna kutiyodu yuvathi, Mon Airoplain kanditille?
Kutti,Airoplain kanditundu airpotil"HUMP" kanditilla!
Exam Paper nokkave current poyi.
student, Teacher ente paper nokkiyo?
Tchr, illa velichakuravanu
Stdt,enkil Duck worth Louiz niyamaprakaram enne jayippichoode?
Whatz the similarity between school bell & girls hole?

Ariyille..

Randilum adichal
Pilleru purathuvarum..
Kavya & nayanthara were bathing together.
Kavya, Ninte aviday enthanedi mudiyillathathu? Nayan, Thirakulla rodil nee pullu kandittundo?
Lokath ippol 40% alukal TV kanunnu..

30% alukal kidannurangunu

20% alukal padikkunnu

9% alukal Aaharam kayikunnu

oru VIDDI mathram Ende Message Vayikunu..


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From, Aseer
Dayavayi indian militiary ladies 'irumpu shaddi' use cheyyuka- Prime Minister.

Y?

'Mohanlal joins the army!'
Kuttanu age 6.
Veetile velakari garbhiniyayapol kuttanethire case koduthu.
Kodadhiyil Kuttante Lady Vakkeel kuttante 'SUNA' yil pidichu kond,
ur owner ,ithra cheriya oru 'SUNA' kondu engine oru 6 vayassukaran garbhiniyakkum?
Kuttan vakkeelinte cheviyil,
"vakkeele pidi vidoo

allenkil kesil nammalu tholkkum"
Taanipo vijarikunundakum moorkan pambinanalo eswara njan msgayachadenu,adedo murkan pambinu thaneya ni msg ayachadu,etra pere taan miscal adichitundedo? Adinte papam onnum anubhavikathe ninte sim cut cheyooledo.njan angotu msg ayakanthudangiyalundallo taan avide kidannu mooku kondu iksa,inja,jaja,gaga varakum. Adukanan njan ente swantham mobilum kondu varum. Engane ente swantham mobilum kondu varum..Ahangaramkondu parayalledo ma..ma..ma.. mathangathalaya.chunayundenkil ingott msg ayakada.
Marachilayil kaattathu entho kidannu aadunu.. Director BLESSY sookshich noki. Athe..!
Athuthanne..!
Thirakil MOHANLAL valicherinja BHOOMIKAYUDE oru BRA..
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Marathil noki BLESSYude manasu mantrichu
BRA..MARAM
"Is duniya me koyi nahi"- e duniyavil kozhiyilla."Koyi bath nahi -kozhi kulikarilla." "Woh mujhse poochaa" avan ente poochaye chodichu."woh bar bar poochaa"- avan baril vechum poochaye chodichu."ke tum bhi mere sath aao" - thumbiye pidikkan poakamennu paranju..
Learn hindi & b a proud indian..!
Penkuttiyude hridhayam vellam poleya..

aankuttiyudeth mobile poleyum.

mobile vellathil veenalum vellam mobilil veenalum, mobilinanu ked, display adichu pokum!
Bus'nu kuruke chadiya penninodu Driver, kalyanam kazhinjathano? Lady, Athe..
Driver, Andy kerunna sugam vandy keriyal kittilla mole
Achanodu makan, acha ... Gun aano bomb aano nannaayi pottuka..?
Achan, ithu randum alla..
Makan, pinne ..?
Achan, PATTANATHIL BHOOTHAM..!
'Ponting'inodu chodichu, kittiyilla.
'Symonds'inodu chodichu, kittiyilla.
'Hayden'odu chodichu, kittiyilla.

Oduvil


Harbhajan thannu..!

By S.Sreesanth
My Daily Prayer,

Daivame, Enikku onnum venda, pakaram
Ente ammakku oru nalla, sundariyaya marumakale kodukkane..
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Nithin
FLASH NEWS (malayalam chanalil Mohanlalinde kuda vayar kanda michael jackson lal aanaye vizhugiyathanenu karuthi pettennulla shock annu attakinu karanamennu reportukal
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From, Danish irinjalakuda
Kausalya.. Supraja.. Ramapurva.. Sandya.. Pravarthathee… Uddishta.. Kamala.. Kantha.. Vailokiam.. Mangalam Guro…. “THAVA SUPRABHATHAM”
Ente latest kavitha,
"Innale rathri ente aathmavine oru poocha maanthi,
Chara para manthi,
porota kerum pole keri

Pinnem pinnem maanthi,
Aa poochaye njan innu kollum,
Aj poochaye njan innu kollum"

Enganund?
Ninte kannu niranjathu kandal ariyam,really heart touching alle..?
Njan oralodu 30Rs recharg cheyan paranju Cheythilla!
Avane pambu KADICHU.

Mattoralodu paranju, cheythila
Avane vandi IDICHU!

Vere oruthan chaidhilla, avante Thaleyil THENGA VEENU

pls..oru *30 Rs* Recharg cheyamo?
Top INDIAN milk containers
1.NAMITHA-3.5 Lt
2.SANIA-3Lt
3.KAVYA-2.5Lt
4.9THARA-2Lt
5.BHAVANA-1.5Lt
6.TRISHA-1Lt
7.AISWARYA-sample pack.
8.SHAKEELA-Family pack
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From, ANSAR
Surdarji,ISHTIKA ODUMO?

Achan,mone ninnodara ee mandatharam paranjath?

Surdarji,varunna vazhiyil oru board kandu



ISHTIKAYUM
ODUM

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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From, Ramees
Kuttikurang, ammae enne kaanan oru bhangiyumilla!
Ammakurang, vishamikenda magane,ee sms vayikunavane kandal patti polum vellam kudikoola!

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From, Nithin-LKGROADIES
nnu Feb.30. Indiakku swaathanthryam kittiyittu 99th varsham. Eee Thiruvona divasam cake murichum padakkam pottichum Christmas aagoshikkunna ninakku ente hridhayam niranja Eid Mubaarak..
Nee ippole vichaarikkum enikku vattaanennu. Vattu ninakku thanneya... Allengil Vishuvinu ente SMS um vaayichirikkumo ?
Happy Deevali

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From, Nithin-LKGROADIES
Kavi adya rathril bharyayodu paranju "Ini neeyanu ente Bhavana,Kalpana,Kavitha.. Appol Aval, ini ningalaanu ente SASI,RAJU,SOMAN eallam!

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From, Basiq
Sasi maman madyapikumbol oru EECHA madhyathil veenu.
Sasi athine viralil eduthu Alari,

"THUPPEDAA..,
KUDICHATHU MUZHUAN THUPPAAN.."
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From, ~Rj TvM~

"mega offer: 4 lux=30rs 3 medimix=25rs 6 lifeboy=35rs 2 neelima=10rs sorry. santhoshikanda e offer kulikkunnavarkku mathram......
Lokathile Bhooribagam kazhuthakallum S.M.S. Nokkunnath Thalla Viral Kondaanu! Chakkare Nee Viral Maattenda Njan Aarodum Parayillatto.!
___/_/(“)(‘o’,)_>! ;’ = ( “”””””””!”=l ‘=(@)=====( @)= Kee! kee! kee! Sorry ente sms Traffic Jam il pettu poyi. Atha late ayathu
1 Angel Come 2 Me & Askd Abut The Most Intelligent Smart Nice Sweet Person I Gave Her Ur Address Angeline njan Patticheeeeee !!
Hello. ‘Chakkare’… How are you? ! ! ! Oh! Sorry spelling maariyatha… Hello… ‘Kachare’ How r u?
Inna ente vaka ninakku sundaramaya Oru Rose !! ! ! ! ! ! ! (\./) /.”.)”^—-;”;_ \,,/”( , , )\ //\\ //\\ Ithinte peru ROSE ennu vechathinu njan enna cheyyaanaaa !!
H A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Aa Aaa Aaaa HAAachchiii.!- SORRY!! Kalavastha moshamanu. Take care.
Ninakku Vendi Njan ente Jeevan Kaathu Vechappol Orikkalum Njan Arinjirunnilla Enikku Vendi Nee Kaathu Vechirikkunnathu Verumoru Yathra Mozhi Matramanennu!!
Mazha pole aardramaya pranayathil Ninte vakkukal kelkkan Ninte sopnangal pankuvekkan Evideyo oralundu.
Aval Enne Vilichu Avalorupadu Karanju Avalku Enne Marakan vayya Njan Paranju Ellam Marakkanam because Nee Innu Abhishek Bachante WIFE’aanu!
Jayavardhana: Eda ithavana IPL namuku kittumo? Sreesanth: Annan pedikathe. Annan poyi oru “9″ Mutta vangitu vaa.Cup varunna vazhi njan kanichu tharam.
Nammude Lokam onnu nokku… Pakshikal Parakkunnu.. Maanukal pullu thinnunnu! Pulikal SMS ayakkunnu!! ! ! Kazhuthakal Athu Vaayikkunnu !! Etra Manoharam Alle ?
Happy News!! The world will not end in 2011. Bcos…. ! ! ! ! ! Manga Acharinte kuppiyil expiry date 2013 vare undu. No Need 2 Worry !!
Chempaka Poovinte niravum, Chempaneer poovinte  soundharyavum ulla….. ! Chettante Cheviyil……….. ! Oru…. ! ! ! !   CHEMPARUTHI poovinte Kuraville ?
Ninakku Parakkan Pattumo? Sooryane Pidikkan Pattumo? Kadalinu Kuruke Chaadan pattumo? Mukham mathram Hanumane pole aayal pora! Kazhivum venam!
Kudiyanmarude veettil ini pattiniyilla. Oru Beerinu 50 Rs Maathram. athinte kuppi vittaal 2 roopa kittum. 2 roopakku Ari Vaangam LDF sarkkarinu abhivaadhyangal.
Ore thamaasa veendum veendum kelkumbol nammal chirikanamennilla, But.. ore oru nashtam orthu nammal jeevithakaalam muzhuvan karanjekaam.
Njan vilichal varumo ente koode? Varumenkil njan kondu pokam. ! ! Enikku Nalloru doctore parichayamundu. Ippolakumol oru shock kondu theerum.
Nam Nadanna Vazhikalum Paranja Swakaryangalum Pakal kinavupol Marakkam.. Pakshe, Nin Punjiriyum Ormakalum Njan Engane Marakkum, Priye?
Njanipol Police Stationil anu Soundaryam kuduthal ayi ennanu case. Kaanan “Glamour” illatha arenkilum jamyam ninnale enne vidu Pettennu vaa!
Snehathinte nirakudathine kandittundo? Kettittundo? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Arodum parayanda! ? ATHU NJAANAAA!
Pulariyil Viriyunna Pon Kiranam Pole Oru Nal Njan Varum Ninnardhramaya Manassileaku, Snehathin Malarumaayi.
senior:Nee kalyanam kazichal ninte wifne njan kis cheyyum. Tin2: OK.Njan ninte sistre kalyanam kazikkam
Mukhathe Karutha Paadukal, Mukhakkuru, Karuppu Niram.. iva 100% Poornamayum Maattuvan Upayogikku ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ADOBE PHOTOSHOP.!
After Car Accident American: Its Fine Man British:Im So Sorry Chines:r U Ok MALAYALI:Evide nokkiyaada patti nee vandi odikkunne $%#%#%
Oru Kaattil oru Simhavum, Kazhuthayum Kootukarayirunu Orunal Avar Vazhakkittu Pirinju Varshangalku Shesham Simham msg Vittu Aa Msg ippol KAZHUTHA Vayikkunnu!
KL 40 1861 KL 17 D 6425 KBF 43O8 KL 41 A 0666 Ee vandi numbrukal note cheytho. ! ! ! ! ! ! Muncipality patti pidikan vitta vandikala! Kanda onnum nokanda odikko.
Sneham varumbol kettipidikan. Sangadam varumbol kannir oppaan Sugakaramayi koodekidathaan ! ! ! ! ! Rs- 50/- mudakkoo oru “THALAYINA” Vangoo !!
Naattukar Athum Parayum Athinapuram Parayum! Athu Nee Kaaryamakenda. ! ! Avarodu Poyi Pani Nokan Para….!! ! ! ! ! Nee Ishttamullappo pallu thechal Mathi.!!
Some beautiful lines only for u. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ———- ========= _________ . . . . . . . . . . . – – – – – – – …………. Engine undu lines …..adipoli alle Next time,circles urappayittum Tharam
Deepayude husband kinattil veenu, Ayal kinatil kidanukondu kayaril pidich baryayod paranju, , , , , , , , , , , DEEPA VALI DEEPA VALI “HAPPY DEEPAVALI”
When APPLE becomes red, it is ready to eat, When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? VOTE!! Dirtymind,,, Nee nannavilla!
Ammayude valsalyam Shishuvinte punchiri Kamukiyude chumbanam Athilum ethrayo valuthanu Nee paranja aa 3 vakkukal “ALIYA SHAAPPIL POKAAM’
Disturb cheyyunnu ennal Sorry. Oru samsayam Chodikkaanarunnu ! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ee Kuttoosan Mayavine pidichidunna KUPPI BEERinte Ano atho FULLINTEYANO?
Why Boys goes to Temple? ? ? ? ? ? ? To get Pooja, Arathi, Archana. & Why Girls goes to Temples? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? To get Prasad, Darshan, & Abishek.
Pal Nalkunnavan “Palkkaran” Meen Nalkunnavan “Meenkaran” Pathram Nalkunavan “Pathrakkaran” Appol PICHA Nalkunnavanano? Pichakkaran ? ano ?
Guruvayoorappane kaanan Thazheku press cheyyu. ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; : ; ; ; ; ; you are very slow,,,,, Sorry ..Nada adachallo. !
Sorry Really Sorry Ee SMS ariyathe send aayi poyatha, Thaazhottu nokkaruthe avide Njan Anavasyam Ezuthiyittund Please nokkaruthu plz ? ? ? ? sho Paranjalum kelkkilla !! “ANAAVASHYAM”
Athazha pattinikkar undo? ? ? ? ? ? ? Athazhapatinikar undo? ? ? ? ? Unde, , ,, Unde, , ! ! Aa undavar varenda, Poyi kidannu urangikko!
Vacancy for engineers in DUBAI. Salary strts frm 80,000/mnth. 3rd year Btech students can apply. Inform ur frnds forward  Ur cv to ghafurkadosth@gmail.com
How to impress a CUTE looking Girl: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Show this interest in your studies. Appo Girls okke thanne impress aayikkolum !!
Mazha thakarthu Peyyumbol, Puzhakal niranju Ozhukumbol, Kaadukal kuliraniyumbol Dhoore ninnum Ninte manohara Shabdham kettu: ‘Pekrom – Pekrom’
Urakkam varatha raatrikalil njan ninne kurich orkum Ninte aa face , chiri, pallukal ellam ente manasil nirayum, ! ! ! ! Athode ente Bodhavum Pokum!
Ethra nalaayi njan ninne kathirikkunnu Varumenu karuthi nee enne patichu. Iniyum Nee Vannillenkil ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Pazhaya papers ellam vere ANNACHIKKU Kodukum.!!
.–I””‘”””””””I “-O-’””””O”O Lorry ayakkunnundu SMS undenkil kayattividuka Nee kayari irikaruthu Waste venda . athinu vere muncipalityude vandi varum
Alcohol Contain Female Hormone Proof-After Drunk 1.Talk unnecessarily 2.Over emotional 3.Drive badly 4.Stop thinking 5.Fight 4 nothing
Punchiri Kondu thudangi Manassu kondu Snehichu Kanneeru kondu piriyendi varumo ennu enikkariyilla Ennalum snehichu poyi njaan marakanavaatha vidham !
Monganirunna pattiede Thalayil Thenga veenennu Kettu! Valiya thenga aayirunno? Ippol vedhanayundo? Alla, Actually Nee Enthina Mongiyathu?
Days pass, Nights pass, Years pass, Months pass, Hours pass, Minutes & Seconds pass. But nammal matram Passavunilla. Athentha Angane?
Dhayavayi ee sms ellavarkkum Forward cheyyu. O+ve blood ulla oralkku vendi 3 bottle . . . . . . . . . Beer venam. Ithiri Acharum. Plz forwad, Its emergency
Samayam sandya kazhinju, Vijanamaya edavazhiyil Mazhayum nananju aval, kavililoode olikkunna mazhathulli, Thanuttu virakkunna adharam. Enikku Urappayi ! ! ! ! ! “Naale Evalkku PANI Pidikkum.”
Arenkilum ninne pattiennu vilichal kshemikuka. Panniennu vilchal potte Vittukala. suntharaa ennu vilichal keri Thalliko Thamashakum ille oru limit okke!
You are so strong ! ! ! ! ! You are So SweeT ! ! ! ! Your Sound Is Pretty and Loud ! ! ! Valla Meenkachavadathinum poyikkode ninakku ?
Kaalam ninnil ninnum maychu kalanja Ente ormakal ennum nin nizhalayi koodeyundakum nee polum ariyathe. Athanu yadhartha souhrudham.
Wife-Njan marichal ningal enthu cheyyum? Hus-Njanum marikum. Wife-Athentha? Hus-orupaad santhoshichal enikku heart attack VARUM!
Asathoma sath GAMAYA Thamasoma jyothir GAMAYA Mrithyoma amrutham GAMAYA Ninakku athilum valiya GAMAYAnallo!
Hai su su..sugam thanneyalle? p..p..pinne entokeyund? Food..ka ka kazhicho? Enta ingane va..va.. vayikunnath?Ninaku vi..vi..vikkundo?
Ton kanakinu meen. Ton kanakinu kappa. Nattilengum shaapayi.! Kudicku Kudicku, Kudichukonde iriyku Shap FM 99.9
Admission started at TIIT (Tintmon Institute of Innovative Technology) courses offered: MBA-Master of Brick Alignment (Vaarpu pani)
Asianet il nale muthal Orale pranayichu, Mattorale vivaham kazhicha, Veroralude kuttiku Janmam Nalkiya, Oru Pavam Streeyude kadana Katha -PATHIVRATHA kanan marakkaruthe
’8 ! u p o o 6′ ! ! ! ! Confused ayille? Don’t worry, mobile onnu thala thirichu pidichu nokku?
Father : Muttuvin thurakkapedum ennu Yeshu parayuvan karanam Tinumon : Annu calling-bell illayirunnu father!
Ninte peru kondu thudangi Ente peru kondu avasaanikunna Jeevi? ! ! ! any Guess ! ! ! KAZHUTHA PULI Vegam ithu forward cheythu puli aayikKo!
Pennine kandal budhi pokum aval kaamuki aayal bhodham pokum aval Bharya aayal praanthu pidikum jeevitham vethyasthamayi aaswathikan pranayiku!
Oru vaakku parayumbol nashtamaakunnathu oru nimisham! Aa vakku parayathe pokumbol nashtamakunnathu, Oru JANMAVUM Pinne kure Swapnangalum
Yamalokathu ninnum KAALAN Pottikaranju Kondu Keralathilethi! Kaaranam Kaalante”KASERA” kanamanilla!! ! ! Njan pani thudangi “Jai Guruvaurappaa “
Musli power xtra vangiappol thanne kaliyakkiyavarodu kilavan “makkale ithu ningal udheshikkunnathinalla moothram ozhikumbol ente kaalil veezhaathirikkaanaanu”
Manushyan pettannu choodavunnathu eppozhanu ? original BLACKBERRY um kayyil pidichu njelinju nilkumpol ethenkilum oru alavalathi vanu ithu china mobile ano ??
T I T A N I C _ll__ . _,-”:::::::”=._,/t__ ___________/ ‘chumma vacho. snehikkunnavarku njan enthum kodukkum.
Jeevidathil dukhangal undakumbol, vedanayal hridayam vingumbol, kannukal niranju kaviyumbol orkuka., ellam swantham kayyilirippu kondannennu !!
Vaikiyethum Vasantham Pol Vaikiyethum Snehavum Arinju Varumpozhekkum Nerthoru Punchiri Thannu Manjirikum Ormayilennum Sugamulla Oru Novayi Nee.
Njan oru SMS ayachal thirichum SMS thanne ayakkanam ennilla.. Valla Money Ordero, Drafto, ayachalum njan santhoshathode sweekarikkum..
Jeevitham Oru Theeratha Yaatrayanu! Oru old chinees kavi paadiya pole “mhjgre erfdfasdf ghgyty sasatff” Ho! Ente kannu nirajupoyi ketto!
Ente Kannu Nirayunnu!! Enikku karachil varunnu !! Nee Ente Arikil Undenkil Ennu Njan Aashichu !! Plz.. Ne Onnu varumo, ! ! ! Ee ulliyude Tholi Kalayan!!
Aathmavin Nashta Swapnagal Koodu Kootumbol Ente Kannuneerinte Sparshanamettu Ninte Hridayam Nanayumbol Orkukka Ninne Njan Innum Snehikkunu.
Ishtapetta Penninodu Ishtamennu Kashtapettu parayumpol, Ishtamallennu aa DUSHTA paranjal Nashtapetathinte Vedana Kashtapetu Ishtapetavane Ariyoo!!
Ninne Parichayappedan Adukkan Ariyaan Nimishangale vendi Vannullu Ninne Piriyan Akalan Marakkan Ee Jeevitham Mathiyavilla!
Sree Ramanu Seetha!! Sree krishnanu Radha!! Sivanu Parvathi!! NINAKKU?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Ninakku PENNILLA!! BCOZ HANUMAN IS BACHELOR!
U r a amtinathoning! U r my eanmt exclrmination! U r sweet ambtrikatedy! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Oh Pinne njekki nokunnad kanda thonnum mukali paranjadallam manasilayi ennu!!
Nakshathrangal Kavitha Chollunna Raathriyil Thanuppinte Chirakeri Varunna Kaattinum Pranayathinte Gandhamaayirunnu!
Nee enne kurichu orkarundo ennu enikkkariyilla, Pakshe njan orkarilla,,,,,,,,,,, Nee illatha oru JEEVITHAM!
Ninde Manassilum Hridayathilum Swapnagalilum Aarenkilumundayennu varam Pakshe Ninakku Aarumillennu Thonnumbol Njanundavum ennum ninde kude!
Nilaavumayi Chandran Megangalil Marayumbol, Kanpolakal Mizhikale Lolamayi Thalodumbol, Namukurangaam,, Naleyude Nalla Swapnangalkkayi!
Phoneil Vilikkaano Yaathra Chodikkaano Samayam Kittiyilla. Ellaavarodum Parayanam. Njan Povukayanu, , , , , , , , , “URANGAAN”
Ee manju thullikalkkariyumo ente Nombaram, Ee kannuneer thulli parayumo entey vadhana.. Njan pranayichu poyi ninnae Ente Jeevanekaal
“Keralam kulikkunnavarude karyathil 99.99% thil nilkunnu. Nee onnu manassu vachal namukkathu 100 % thil ethikkam onnu try cheyyu… pls….”
Yesu Oomaye kondu Samsarippichu ! ! Sreeraman Kuranganmare kondu paalam paniyichu ! ! ! ! ! Dhaa Njan ippo Kazhuthaye kondu Msg. Vayippikkunnu ! ! What an Idea Sirji !!
Ella vidha chathan sevakkum , kozhi muttayil koodothrathinum sameepikkuka ! ! ! ! ! ! Sreeshantinte AMMA Kochi.
Bussil ninnu irangiya Nambuthiri bussinte adiyil nokunnathu kanda conductor: “Enthanu nokkanathu?” Nmbry: “Nom padi kayaran neram cherup oori ivide Ittirunnu !
Nashtangalkellam oro ishtangalude kadha parayanundavum. pakshe ente ishtangalku muzhuvanum nashtangalude kadha mathrame parayanullu.
Jeevithathil eniku kitiya aayiram sammanankalekal eniku valuthu.. vazhiyil vachu nee nalkiya virinju thudangaatha aa panineer poovayirunu
Verpadukal Ennum Vedanayanu. Vaakku Kondu Pinangaam, Pakshe!! Manassu Kondaakaruth.
Sorry Very Sorry ! Ennum vicharikum ninne vilikanam,vilikanamennu. Pakshe angu marannupokum. athu kondu marakathe ippo thanne vilichekam ? ? ? ? “Poda VaiNoki”
UMMA tharatte? Oreyoru pravashyam vaa..aduthu vaa Vannillenkil ini UMMA tharilla “Benda njammukku BAPPA choru thanna mathi UMMA tharanda”
Oro mazha Thullikalum kaivittu pokumbol Megangal ariyathe vedanikunundavum. Thengunna manasode ore oru chodyam “Nee Enne Marannu Thudangiyo”?
Snehamullavar swapnathil varuvaan prarthichu kidannoloo. But, Athoru sheelamaakkanda, Kaaranam enikku ennum varaan pattiyillenkilo?
100mtr racil oral finishing line kazhinjhum Odi. Appol English commentator: Extraordinary! Extraordinary! Appol Malayalam commentator: sariya EXTRA odi,NAARI!!
You are sweet, cute and an ultra-dynamic personality! You are one in a million with a golden heart. Inganeyulla nalla jokes ennum sms cheyyam ketto !
Orikkal njan karanju Aarum kandilla Njan sankadappettu Aarum kandilla Orikkal njan oru Baril keri ATHU MAATHRAM SAKALA THENDIKALUM KANDU.!
1.30PM NU-kuppi uyrathal 2pm-vellamadi malsaram(vijayakunavarku oru full)3pm-kannupothikali(olipichuvacha OCR kandupidikal)3.30pm- pambayi oonjalatam)4pm-kuppiku moodiyidal(kannuketti)4.30pm kannadakkathe large adi 5pm-arayil MC vaju ootam 5.30pm-OCR ketiya uriyadi 6pm-odikondu kallukudi(oruthuli pokaruthu)6.30pm-wheel or no wheel vallu vekunavar purathu
Doctar rogiyode yella divasavum vyayama cayanam. Rogi:cheyyarundsir divasavum cricket,tennise,football kalikkarunde
Doctor:very good yevideyane idellam kalikunnath?
Rogi:computaril sir
teacher:aanayano valudhe atho urumbo?
tintu:Anganae verudhe parayan pattila, date of birth nokanam.
Thanippo vijarikkunnundakum moorkkan pambinanallo easwara njan messge ayachathennu. athedo moorkkan pambinu thanneya message ayachathu. Ethrapere than eeee….miss call adichittundado. Athinte paapam onnum anubhavikkathe ninte sim cut aakoollaa. Njan angottu msg ayakkan thudangiyalundallo thaan avide kidannu iksha,inja ,jaja ,gaga ,mama vaayippikkum. Athu kanan njan ente swantham mobilum kondu varum. Njan enteee..swandam mobilum kondu varum…
Top body comparisons of our heroes : Amir khan stomach – 8pack Surya stomach – 6pack Vishal stomach – 4pack Vijay stomach – 2pack ! ! MOHAN LAL stomach-Pack alla chack alle Ari chakk!!!
Roses Are Red Sky Is Blue Roses Are Red Sky Is Blue ethra venelum ittu kuthiko, ennalum… Roses Are Red & Sky Is Blue.
Prithviraj Fan: Madam, TEJA BHAI padathil ninnum oru paatu idumo ? Kiran Music : rendu naal wait cheyyu, cinema thanne idam.!
GIRLFRIEND ki sister agar missed call kare to usse kya kahenge….? . . . . . . . BETAAA.. Mann me Dusra Laddu Phoota..
Oruvattam Thummiyal Orkkuka Ninne Aaro Orkkunnu ennu. 2 vattam Thummiyal Ninne Aaro Agrahikkunnu Palavattam Thummiyalo Pedikenda ninakku H1 N1 thanne
Adi  Eppol, Evidennu Kittumennu Ariyilla Athukondu Njan Eppozhum Kondu Nadakunnu AYU CARE KIZHI… ini Kizhi Cheyyu, Easy Aayi. -SREESANTH.
Ninnodu Orupadu,Orupadu karyangal parayanamennundu. Pakshe Enthu cheyyam, Pothinodu, vedhamodhiyittu karyamillallo!
Latest update from BBC News Saddamine thookki……………… ? ? ? ? 75 kilo!
Kettu Madutha Railwy Anncment Ozhivakan Leegukar E.AHAMMED’nu Nivedanam Nalki- Next day Railwy anncmnt: Assalamu Alaikum! Bandeel pokunna mansanmarude sardaku. Mangalornu sornur bayi Chennaku pokunna Exvers bandi Asar Niskaram kayinju flatform no 4il Insha Allah ethoonu bijarikunu.!
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Important message before Sleeping. Please don’t forget to ? ? ? ? Close your MOUTH !! ille paatta kerum !! gOOd nIGHt !!
Close your eyes &imagine: chandranil oru veedu, pookkal kondulla bed & pillows ! arikil angels Nice alle ?? Now come back to earth & sleep on ur odinja kattilil !! Good Night.
Husband marichathine shesham ,wife paperil koduthu: “savasamsakarathil sambhandhicha ellavarkkum ente nandi” By, Remani, Age:31 B.Sc nurse Velutha niram Kuttikalilla
Oppam Karanja Nimishangale Kurichorkumbol Ormakal Namme Chiripikkunnu Oppam Chiricha Nimishangale Kurichorkumbol Ormakl Namme Karayikkunnu
Ethrayum sneham niranja ente suhruthukkale.. njan ayakkunna msgukal chilappol ningalku munpu kittiyatho, ningal enikku ayachatho aayi ningalku thonniyekkam.. karanam enikku msg undaakkunna factory onnum illa so, ullathalle, ayakkanavooo..
If u are Genius translate in to malayalam 1.Chakkakuru 2.vazhakoombu 3.chiratta 4.Mangatholi 5.Ammikkallu 6.Olakkede moodu Ellam valiya Pullikalalle
Aa rathri chuttum aarumilla Avanum avalum bike niruthi irangi Avan avalude adutheku chennu cheviyil mandrichu? “Darling Petrol theernnu”
Ormakal thalirita chillayil orayiram ormakal sammanicha ente priya suhurthe ninekente ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? OLAKKA! Poyi pani nokkede.!
Musli power xtra vangiappol thanne kaliyakkiyavarodu kilavan “makkale ithu ningal udheshikkunnathinalla moothram ozhikumbol ente kaalil veezhaathirikkaanaanu” (Courtesy : Kalabhavan- BM)
Teacher:Food ennal Bhakshanam, Accomadation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accommodation ennal Enthanartham? Tin2: “Bhakshanam Thamasikkum”
Pathuke Nadakanam, Adhikam Bharam edukaruthu, sookshichirikanam, nannai bhakshanam kazhikanam. karanam, ithu 10aam masamalle..!! Take Care Hapy october..??
Dushasanan Enthoru Mandananu ! PANCHALIyude saari oori oori ethra kashtapettu ? Angeru enthoru ‘MANDANA’! Aa neram kondu saari onnu pokki nokiyal porarunno?
Aarodum parayaruthe, eniku oru line ayi kaanan adipoliya, Ellam sheri ayittu parayamennu vijarichu ! nee onnu kandu noku, ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ” _______________ ” Engane undu ente line!!
LUTTAPPI kunthathil kayari KUTTOOSANum kayari DAKINIyum kude kayari Ini njekkenda Ini kunthathil sthalam illaa. nadannu poyal mathi.
Pusthakathalil ninnum nee padicha INDIA alla innathe INDIA. Oru nerathe recharginayi kashtapedunnavarude INDIA recharge cheythal call vilikkathe “ninne pole miss call cheyyunnavante INDIA ithu manasilakan sense venam. centimeter venam. Cell phone venam . atleast RS/-1 Enkilum balance venam.
Budhi illathavarkkayi itha oru question ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Budhi illathavarkke ennallae paranjathu pinnenthina kuthi kuthi nokkunnathu.
Congrats !!! “Dhanush”inte PADIKKATHAVAN cinemayude director adutha cinemayilekk ninne theranjeduthu. Yes, You are the Hero of ‘KULIKKATHAVAN’
Kozhikkodu SAGAR Hotelil Wife: Chetta, njan 1 toiletil poyi varam. Husbent: Nee Purath mavoor roadil ozhicho, athakumbol 4 aalae kaanu, illengil lokam mauzhuvan kaanum.
Aana and Urumbu were classmates Aana is regular student, but urumb usually cut classes Why? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Bcoz that urumbu was a ‘CUT’ Urumbu!
Edo Njan adutha masam 3 nu gulfil Povum Neril Kanan Samayamilla Enikkoru Sahayam Cheyamo? oru “PASSPORTUM VISAYUM” Oppichu Tharumo?
A Bad news 4 U…. I am very sorry 2 Tell U this… Keep Ur Mind Strong… There is No other way… U have 2 bear it… .. .. .. .. .. Pinnakkinu vila veendum koodi… Ini NEE enthu Thinnum?????
Aakasathekku Nokku… Daivathinte Valuppam Kaanam Prakruthiyilekku Nokku…. Daivathinte Mahatvam Kaanam Kannadiyilekku Nokku…..Daivathinte Abbadham kaanam
Chaanjadi aadi urangu nee, Charinjaadi adi urangu nee, Chanjo, Charinjo, Malarnno, engane engilum onnu urangi pandaramadangu !!
Orupaadu karyangal parayanamennundu Pakshe enthu cheyyum POTHINODU VEDHAMODHIYITTU ORU KARYAVUM ILLALO ??
2007 MAYAVI 2009 PATTANATHIL BHOOTHAM Coming soon Mammoottys New films.. 2010 LUTTAPPI 2011 KAPEESH 2012 KAPEELU 2013 SHUPPANDI 2014 DINKAN 2015 JAMBAN 2016 SOOTHRAN 2017 “KALIKKUDUKKA” Mammootty rocks…
Teacher: Shock Adikkumpo Nammal Therichu Pokunnathu Enthu Kondu? Venku : Bhaagyam Kondu. illenkil thattippokum..!
Veendum oru malayali koodi guiness bookil- Lokathile ettavum Valiya vayarulla pattalakaran? Ans: Lft.Canel… Mohanlal (World Record)
1980:Ambani IDBIyil loaninu apekshichu 1981:Athu thalli 2008:Ambani IDBI vangunnu. 2008:Njan SBI yil loaninu apekshichu 2009:athu Thalli. Ini enikku SBI vaanganam.
@ @ @ /( ) /( ) /( ) _][_ _][_ _][_ pedikkenda,ellam ente aalukala. Oru gudnight parayan vittatha:-)
Onnumilla Veruthe Nothing chuma onnumilanne entha paranja manasilaville onumilla satyam sheda Ithu kurishayallo enna seri Parayam gOoD NigHt !
This is an adult message. If ur under the age of 18, pls don’t read dis sms..! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Election varunnudu ellavarum vote cheyyanam.!
Innu Feb 2..Indiakku swatanthryam kitiyitu 99th varsham. Ee Thiruvona divasam cake murichum padakam potichum xmas aagoshikuna ninaku ente hridhayam niranja happy birthday….. hi hi ..ente mobile ente paisa.. enikku thonnunna pole njan SMS ayakkum !!
At time of panchalee’s vastrakshepam Darmaputra asked Dhritharashtra “prabho ! angithu kanunnillee”? ” “makane agrahamillanjittalla, njan blindalle ”.
Ravi:Ninte wifum ammayum thammil adiyakumbol nee ethu bagath nilkum? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Shashi:Veedinte purakubagath nilkum..
Paadathu Paniyedukkan Vanna Pankajakshiye rathriyil Paramu muthalali thadanju niruthi… : : : : : : : : : : : Good Night Paranju…
Chuttilum anarthangal. Avasanam panikkare kandu, rasi vechu noki. Pariharamayi 10 mandanmarku sms ayakkan paranju 9 ennam ayachu. How can i avoid U !
Rembhaku valuth Simranu cheruth Remyakrishnanu onnu valuthum,onu cheruthum Aiswaryaraiku randum cheruth What is it? vendaa atrakku angottu kadu keri chinthikkenda !! It is the capital letter “R”
Newly married husband & wife in a train hus: ratri ellarum urangi kazhiyumbo njan Nokia N97 Charge cheyanam enu parayum, apo ni ready ayi kidakanam. wife: ok next day!! hus: inale mobile charge cheyan patiyilla. wife: ayyo apo innale ara charge cheythe? hus: edi vanjaki appo adutha seatil iruna kilavan.. ohhh athu ente Nokia 3310 …
Market crash not 2 effect garment stocks. Gud 2 invest in stocks of Rupa,VIP,Lux,Jockey -(Fin.Minister) becouse . . . Ellavanteyum nikkar Keeri irikuvalle.So every1′ll buy new 1
what is the difference between Files and Piles? Files: Irunnu venam nokkan! Piles: nokki venam irikkan….
Narayanan & Jabbar are best frnds, Narayanan oru Lorry vangi perittu ‘AMME NARAYANA’ Jabbarum vittila.! Jabbarum oru Lorry vaangi perittu “UMMA JABBARE” !!
Malappuram L.K.G song HAMSA HAMSA YES VAAPPA CHAKKARA THINNA…? ILLUPPA… IJJ POLY PARAYALLE? ILLUPPA…. BAAAYA THORAKKEEN HA…HA…HA…
“U ARE A FOOL” Ennu Arenkilum Paranjal Padhararuthu Aa Paranjavante Kazhuthinu Pidichu Chodikanam.. Nee ithu Engane arinjada?
Once an ant and elephant were going on a new scooter. They met with an accident. The elephant was died but ant was alive. Why? Because ant was wearing a helmet.
H=Happyaavaan A=Aaghoshikan R=Rasikkan T=Thakarkkan H=Hridyamayoru A=Adipoli L=Leave dinam “HARTHAL” HAPPY HARTHAL
Navagraham-9 Dishakal-8 Mazhavil-7 Ruchikal-6 Panjaboothangal-5 Vedhangal-4 Moorthikal -3 Druvangal-2 . . . . Alavalathi-1 nokkanda nee Thanneya.
Aa Face Aa Chiri Aa Nottam.. stylen Nadatham. sowmyamaya Samsaram.. :: :: :: :: :: Sathyathil NJAN oru maha sambhavama!! alle?
Nerariyan Nerathe Ariyan “DESABHIMANI” vayikkuka. Nerathe vayichathu Neraano ennariyan “VERE PATHRAM VAYIKKUKA”
Manassu Manassine Manasilaakumbol Labhikunna Anubhoothiyanu Snehamenkil, Sneham Snehamai Maarunnathu Athu Thirichu Nalkumbol Maathramanu.
malappuram world cup song Aminamina…oh..oh.. Ikka ikka…hey hey… Aminamina ibileese vaa…. Ikka poyi Africa Its time for JAFFER IKKA..
Innu cable illatha fone oru fashanayi” Athu pole brain illatha thalayum oru divasam fashanakum hO! annu nee oru velasu velasum
prarthana kazhinju anthikkallu monthan johni tengil kyari appol appan thenginte mukalil Appan: Enthada Ivide? Johni: Appanu stuthi parayaan vannatha
Innathe chinda vishayam: oru mutta 2 week kazhinjal kozhi aakum. Ennal mutta biriyani 2 week kazhinjal kozhi biriyani aakumo?
Naale ente SIM’nte birthday aanu.. Ningalku Ente SIMinu aashamsakal arpikam, e SIMileku Rs.50 Rechrg Cheythu ente 1miss call sammanamayi nedu.
Poovankozhi :”I luv u so much Ninaku vendi njan enthum cheyum Pidakkozhi: Enthum? Poovan: “Ennthum” Pidakkozhi: “Ennal oru muttayitte..
ningalude answer ‘yes’ anengil enikku miss call adikkuka ‘No’ anengil verude irikku.. Que: palliyil ninnum ambalathil ninnum cheruppu mostikunna joli Vitto?
Cheytha paapangal theeran ee manthram divasam 1000 vattam cholluka. “East or West.. mallusms is Best.” NB: msg peru maatti ayachu oru paapam koodi chyallae
Aftr an Accidnt Driver: Njan head light ittu kaanichille, side tharaan.. Venku: Ninak njan wiper ittu kaanichille pattilla, pattilla ennu.!!
Aadhyamayi Thonniya, Ithuvare Parayatha Ente Sneham Njan Avalodu Paranju. Pakaram Ithuvare Thonaatha Aarodum Parayaatha Njanpolum Kelkaatha ‘Pachatheri’ Muzhuvan Avalennodu Paranju.
Njan karanju , Oruthanum ente kannuneer kandilla Enikkoru vishamam vannu , Oruthanum ente vedhana kandilla Enikke santhosham vannu , Oruthanum ente chirri kandilla Pakshe njan oru penninte koode nadannu Aaa nimisham sakala NAARIkalum enne kandu.
Swapnagalku kavalai. Manasinu thooval sparshamai…. Jeevithathinu vazhikatiyayi… Nalathe suprabhatham maratte… ShubhaRathri
Arrestilaya Kuttappan jail chaadi rakshapettu ennittum police kutapane courtil hajaraki engane ??? Ans: Adutha cellil kidanna Rajappane kulipichu “KUTTAPPANAKI”
Daivam adyam Hawwayae sristichirunnengil enthu sambhavikkumayirunnu? ENGIL AVAL DAIVATHINTAE VARIYELLU OORIYAENAE…!! (Kalabhavan- breezemagic)
Pennu Kaanan Vanna Cherukan Brokerude Cheviyil: Pennu Pora Pallu Pongiyata Konkannumundu! Broker: Urakke Paranjo, Avalkku Chevi Kelklilla?
Raju: “My name is Raju, In Delhi people call me Rajuji..” In Chennai people call me Raj.. In Andhra people call me Rajudu.. In Mumbai people call me Raj bhai.. But In kerala, the country fellows call me “daa rayappo.. kooii..” Bloody malayalees..
Perinodoppam ethra ‘Tharoor’ undaayaalum, ethra padippundaayaalum, ethra saundaryam undayaalum, SASI ennum SASI thanne!!!
Vayal varambiloode njan nadannu Nee mathramayirunnu manasil Ninne swanthamakkuvan orupaadu mohichu Enthu cheyyanaa ? Eniku “THAVALA PIDUTHAM ARIYILLALLO”
Kallukudiyanaya achanodu.. Magan :Ee current enthina acha vellathil ninnu edukkunne? Achan : Eda mone illengil kulikkumbol shock adikkille…..
Appi enthere parayane, ninne vilikkumpo etho oru chellakkili parayuvaa nee not rechabile ennu. Ninakkum Range poya vevaram avalum Arinjode ?
What is da working principle of Machines? “KUTTABODHAM” Because manasil kuttabodham thonniyal pinne cheyyunnathellam yantrikamayirikkum!
Kandal parayan madi Vilikkanum chammal Athu konda e sms No ennu parayaruthu Njan oru life thannal Sorry Lifeboy thannal kulikkumo?
English miss to students: give some examples using ‘day’ Appu: Annual Day jomon: Birthday Tintumon: “Enthuvaaday”
UKG Boy: Njan ini schoolil pokunnilla Mom: Entha ? Boy: Joli cheyyan pova. Mom: UKG padichitu ninakkenthu joli kittanaa ? Boy: LKG girlsinu tution eduthu jeevickum !
Thirakkil Bharyamare Kaanaathaaya randuper Kandumuttunnu, Ninte Bharya Kaanaanengane? B: Veluthu Melinju, Chuvanna Chundum, Churunda mudiyum,Nunakkuzhi kavilum, kinnari pallum. Ninte bharya engana? A: entethu potte…. Namuk nintethu nokam.
Hai Dear, ne nale free ano? Namukku oridam vare pokana, Vere evideyum alla, Kazhinja Azhcha palliyil chennapol Fthr paranju, “Ini varumbol kurishu koodi kondu varanamennu!
God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart? Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.
Columbus pennu kettiyirunengil america kandu pidikmayrnila. bcz thazhe parana questanu answr parayendi vanene. 1)ravile engota? 2)enthina pone? 3)entha otayk? 4)njanm koodi varate? 5)epo thirich varum? 6)varumbo enikenth kondvarum? oduvil sahiket colambus paranjene – pandaramadangan njan engum pogunila pore?
U r a amtinathoning. U r my eanmt exclrmination. U r sweet ambtrikated. . . . . . Oh. Pinne njekki nokunnathu kanda thonnum mukali paranjadallam manasilayi ennu !!
Ninne onnu kaanan ethra kothichu Kandappol onnu thodan mohichu Appol Zoo watchman paranju vendaa KURANGU akramikkumennu !!
Manthri: prabho yudhathinu thayyaragan ayal rajyathe rajav msg ayachitund. Enthu cheyyanam ? Rajav: message sending failed – ennu thirichu ayachekku.
10 birds were sitting on a tree A hunter shoot over 9 birds flew away but 1 bird sitting : why ? ? ? ? Ahankaaram allathentha ?
Dont park your 2 wheelers in direct sun light It can be harmful to U bcos CHANDI POLLUM
MUNNAR KAANNANO?? good ALLE!! SCROLL DOWN:- ITHAA 666 (MOONU AARU)!!! HAPPY AYILLE?
Wife:- “Innum nerathe poyallo enthu patty ? Husband:- “Enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu” Wife:- – “Ini varumo? Husband:- “Namukku nokkam” Wife:- “whoooo vannallo” Husband:- “Thanks to K S E B “
If U R not Busy…. . . If U R not tired…….. . . If U have enough Time…. . . If U can answer this… . . . please . . . please answer me.. .. .. AYYAPPANTE AMMA ETRA NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU?
“ADICHU NINTE ANAPPALLU THERIPPIKKUM” Enna superhit nadakathinu shesham URVASHI THEATERS abhimanpurasaram samarppikkunna naadakam “VACHITTU PODA”
Ninakku PULI nagham veno? Engil next sunday enne contact cheyyuka Kaaranam Sunday njan nagham vettunnunddu. Dont miss it !!
24 hrs tennis Activated in your mobile !! LOADING ->>>>>> Plz wait LOADING ->>>>>> is is is is is is is is is is serikkum nokkikko ten “is” thanne allennu !!
Nammal adhyamayi kanda divasam njan innum orkkunnu Ithiri chammalode nee ente arikil vannu, pathukke chodichu ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? pazhaya kuppi,patta,paper kodukkanundoo??
Judge: ORDER ORDER ORDER! Venku: 1.pizza 2.dosa 3.idly 4.puri 5.vada 1 cooldrink. Judge: SHUT UP! Venku: NO.. NO SEVEN UP…! Courtesy : Kalabhavan (BM)
William shakespeare said….. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Nothing to me… ? ? ? ? ? ninnodenthenkilum paranjo??
Police said to Venku: “Ninte pakkal ninnu charayam vaataanulla saadhanangal kandeduthathu kondu ninne charayam vaattu casinu arrest cheyunnu”. Venku: “Enna pinne balalsangathinum koodi enne arrest cheyy”. Police:Athenthina? venku: “Athinulla sadhanangalum ente kaivasham undallo”…!!
Hello; Onnumilla Veruthe Ayachathaa….. Ningalokke angu Kombathe Aalkkaralle, Nammude okke SMS Vayikkumonnariyande Sheri… Ini poyi KOMBATHU irunno….. Kerumbol VAAL sookshikkane !!
Manasil nee undu Akashathilum Vayuvilum Kattilum Bhoomiyilum nee undu Dettol company parayunnathu etra sariyanu. “KEEDANU” ellayidathum undu !!
Ninne onnu vilikkano, oru missadikkano kothiyillanjittalla Pakshe Avalu Sammathikkanjitta. Eppo vilichalum avalu parayum ? Plz Recharge Ur Account
Pandu pandoru gramathil oru sundariyaaya yuvathi undayirunnu Nokkenda ninteyokke shalyam kaaranam avale kettichu vittu.
kambi 1 kambi 2 kambi 3 kambi 4 kambi 5 kambi 6 kambi 7 kambi 8 kambi 9 kambi 10 ennode kalichal ithu pole kambi ennikkum sookshicho
deivamee enikku sms ayakkathavarude mobile roadil veenu, atinte mukalil pandi lorry kayari, odinju madangi chulungi pappadamayi, kakka kothi kadalil ittu, athu meen thinnu, aa meenine kozhi thinnu, aa kozhi chkkun gunia pidichu chavane..
Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing..
Njan marikkan povukaya Ini marikkathe Pattilla Iniyum marichillenkill ? ? ? Dhosha karinju povum.
Nee enikku sms ayakkathirikkumbol enikku manasil orma varunnathu “Kilukkathil” Lalettan Jagathiyodu parayunna dialogue aanu ? ? ? ? ? “Echi Ennum Echiyaade”
are you free now ? Oru samshayam chothichotte ? – - – - – - – - – - -Ingane button amarthiyal keypadinu damage varumo ?
Mazhayude sangeetham pole, Mullappoovin sugandam pole, Hridayathil sookshikan, Ente sneham ennum en Priya Suhruthinayi
Aliyaa ninakku oru kunjundakumbol 1 vazha vekkanam. Aduthatakumbol onnu koodae vekkam Pakshae nee vazhakrishi tudangaruthu ketto. Thottam undakkandaa ennu.
Namburi, Joseph, moosaakka ivar 3 perum koodi 1car vangi Namburi caril kuri thottu, Joseph kurisu Varachu, moosakka Entu chaithu? Silencer 2inch murichu kalanju
Aa rathri chuttum aarumilla Avanum avalum bike niruthi irangi Avan avalude adutheku chennu cheviyil mandrichu? “Darling Petrol theernnu”
”Ellavarkum change venam.Pakshae aarum athu kondu varan sramikkunnilla” Who is the author of this great Quote Do u know? BUS CONDUCTOR SASI Great na…..
MONEY says – spend me not TIME says – waste me not FLOWERS says – touch me not STUDIES says – leave me not SMS says erase me not AND I say “FORGET ME NOT”
Vellamadichu kon thirinju pathiraakku veettil vannau kayarumbol cheruppoori, kalumadakki chumma thozhikkanum.. thulavarsha rathrikalil oru puthappinadiyil snehikkanum.. ente kunjungale pettupottanum… oduvil orunaal vadiyaayi thekke parambile puliyanmavinte virakinadiyil erinju theerumbol nenju thalli karayaanum enikkoru pennine venam… Aarenkilumundo aavo..?
Naale BJP – ALL INDIA harthal…       ..Aavane Daivame…           “Prarthikan ellavarkum oro karanamundu -”Cycle brand agarbathikal” !
Vere onnum vicharikaruthu Ninte chirikkunna, glamour ulla oru photo tharumo? Ivide Transformer ilulla “danger”picture kananilla Avide ottikanaa !!
Manasu Thurannu Samsarikan. Nalla Nimishangal Pangu Vekkan. Swapnagalum Dukhangalum Share Cheyyan Vilikkuka ? ? ? ? ? ? ’100′ (Tollfree)
Nallathu Chinthikkuka! Nallathu Pravarthikuka! Nanmakal Cheyuka! Nanmaye Ishttappeduka! Enne Kandu Padikkuka!
Orayiram Samskaaram.! Oreyoru Vikaaram.!! ? ? ? ? ? ? ” BEVERAGES CORPORATION ”
Nammal oru penkuttiye ethratholam snehikanam ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Nammal avale snehikunnathu kandu avalude koottukari nammude koode erangi varanam
Ninakkennodu Pinakkamaano? ? ? Njan Enthu Thettu Cheithu ? ? Ariyathe Ente Kai Thatti Ninte Cheviyil Vachirunna “CHEMBARATHI POOVU” nilathu Veenathinaalano ?
Gold- pavanu 21,500.. Anweshikoo.. kandethoo.. OLICHODoooo… -all india girl’s fathers association
Flash News: 60aam vayasil Jayapradha Pregnent! . ? ! ! ! ? ? “mohanlalinte PRANAYAM phalichu thudangi.
Njaan fieldil vannappol mattu 2 super starukalum out aayi -Prithviraj sheriyaada nammale ippol aarkum venda -Tintu mon & Sardar
Ravanan have 20 eyes. but he look only 1 girl. that’s Seetha U have only 2 eyes but U look daily 200 girl. “who is real Ravanan”
I Like the Girl Who Cheated Me, In the Name of *Love* Bcoz She Is My Guide, Who Instructed That Don’t Believe ‘Girls’ in Name of Love
Kandu ishtamayi roomilekku kondu vannu kattilil kidathi Melle thottu.! njan mele kidannu nalla sukam. *RUBCO BED* Ningalum upayokikoo
“orikkalum oralodulla vairagyam manassil vachu urangan pokaruthu” Pakaram “Naale engane avanittu pani kodukkam ennalochichu kidakuka”.
Mone.. Manassil oru LADDU Potti Mone.. Manassil mattoru LADDU potti. Mone…… POTTAATHA LADDUvinu sameepikkuka. SASI’s BAKERY
Ninte APPAN Ninte APPUPAN Ninte AMMUMMA Ninte AMMA Ninte AMMAYEE Ninte AMMAVAN Pinne ninakkum ellaarkum sukam thanne alle?
A boy prayed to God. Oru Joli, Oru Bag Niraye Cash, Oru Vandi, den Aa vandi Niraye Girls. GOD avante prarthana Kettu. GOD IS GREAT ! Now He is A BUS CONDUCTOR !!
A girl was standing in da Bus stand She had covered her Face with a shawl. An Uncle standing der said – Lajjavathiye ninte kalla kadakannil…. Girl lookd at him and moved away. Uncle came more closer and sang – Hum tum ek kamare mein bundh ho.. ? ? ? Da girl removed her shawl …
. ___ /____\ .;’;’;., ,,l_I_I_l l ,,,,)(,,, Veedum 5 cent sthalavum undu. Chumma vecho Ente owdharyam! Ini ninakku railway stationil kidakkanda !
OBAMA Indiayil vannapol ente veetil vannilla. U know why ? ? ? ? Simple! Njan AMERICA yil poyappo avante veetilekku poyilla, valiya Pidivashikarana.
Mammookka’s wife ‘Su’lfath ! Mohanlal’s wife ‘Su’chitra ! Aaro paranju “SU” Starting ulla pennine marry cheythal malayalam cinema yude superstar aakamennu ! Athu kettu Prithvi Raajum Ketti !! “Su”priya ye !!

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