Malayalam Adults Only SMS

Mon, 2 rupa venam, andiparipu vangana.
Umma, enthinaada..
Mon, andi valuthavana..
Umma, 10 rupak uppaakum vangikko..!
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From, Smr.Pattambi (Prkd)

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Sania mirzayude mula valuthayath engane enn ariyamo..?

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Ingane njekki njekki thanne!

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Lyngika pazhanjollukal,
1. aayiram poorinu ara kunna. 2. venamengil kunna kundiyilum kerum.
3.mula nakki pattiyude parinakki patti. 4.vellam poyalum kambam theerilla. 5.kodam poyal poottilum thappanam. 6.ponninte kunnayaayaalum vayilekku chanjhal murikkanam. 7.thaan thaan nirandaram kanunna seenukal than than thanne orth adichidunnu

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Whatz the similarity between school bell & girls hole?

Ariyille..

Randilum adichal
Pilleru purathuvarum..

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Kavya & nayanthara were bathing together.
Kavya, Ninte aviday enthanedi mudiyillathathu? Nayan, Thirakulla rodil nee pullu kandittundo?

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Kuttanu age 6.
Veetile velakari garbhiniyayapol kuttanethire case koduthu.
Kodadhiyil Kuttante Lady Vakkeel kuttante 'SUNA' yil pidichu kond,
ur owner ,ithra cheriya oru 'SUNA' kondu engine oru 6 vayassukaran garbhiniyakkum?
Kuttan vakkeelinte cheviyil,
"vakkeele pidi vidoo

allenkil kesil nammalu tholkkum"

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Bus'nu kuruke chadiya penninodu Driver, kalyanam kazhinjathano? Lady, Athe..
Driver, Andy kerunna sugam vandy keriyal kittilla mole

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Top INDIAN milk containers
1.NAMITHA-3.5 Lt
2.SANIA-3Lt
3.KAVYA-2.5Lt
4.9THARA-2Lt
5.BHAVANA-1.5Lt
6.TRISHA-1Lt
7.AISWARYA-sample pack.
8.SHAKEELA-Family pack
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From, ANSAR

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